21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 118

 

When good King Arthur ruled this land,

He was a goodly King;

But Lancelot did shag the Queen

And that was not the thing

So, he killed the Queen but spared Lance

As he was still loyal to his King

SIR LANCELOT A’BOILS

 

Sir Lancelot A’Boils

On the battlefield

Gave great service to his King

And never thought to yield

 

Sir Lancelot A’Boils

At the court of his King

Gave great service to his Queen

And Arthur didn’t do a thing

 

Sir Lancelot A’Boils

At the court unseen

Gave great service to his King

As King Arthur was a queen

 

Sir Lancelot A’Boils

Camelot’s love machine

Gave great service to the court

To peasant and King and all in between

 

Sir Lancelot A’Boils

Did eventually exceed

Having given a lifetime of service

He died when he tried to shag his steed