Twas the night before Christmas
And all thru the Mill
Nothing was stirring
As the great wheel was
still
Only the fire in the
hearth moved
As it kept away the
chill
Twas the night before Christmas
And all thru the Mill
Nothing was stirring
As the great wheel was
still
Only the fire in the
hearth moved
As it kept away the
chill
A broken drum is the best
Christmas gift you can
get
That might come as a
surprise
But you really can’t
beat it
When Rudolph had an upset stomach
It was one of Santa
little helpers
Who came to the sick
Reindeers rescue
And gave him some
Elka-seltzer
In Santa’s village at the north pole
They watch a lot of Christmas
TV
Christmas movies are
most popular
Watched on Yule tube
obviously
When he only received batteries
His enthusiasm was
muted
But there was a
handwritten note
Which read “Toys not
included”
Santa has to work harder this year
At the North Pole I
fear
Since the jackpot of
Euromillions
Was one by Santa
minions
There’s a mean female at the Pole
Playing all the
reindeer games
“Olive, the other
reindeer, used
To laugh and call him
names”
Twas the night before Christmas
And alone in the Croft
The owner banged his
head and cussed
Santa’s sleigh broke down
So, he stopped a
passing motorist
Who offered to give
him a toe
But then he was a Chiropodist
One fine frost filled
day
Which was evidenced
By Noel plates on the
sleigh
In Santa’s Christmas village
What do you call a
female Elf?
Well not an Elfess or
Elfette
So, the name would be “a Shelf”
Twas the night before Christmas
And all round the
Close
The Carol Singers
perform
For the festive and
the morose
Bimbette wouldn’t buy
Her niece a jigsaw
For Christmas Even
though
She’d asked for it
before
It was Because it was
labelled
6-8 years
So not finishing it in
the two week
Holiday was her fear
Are you wearing red?
And standing at the
foot of my bed
I hope that means
you’re Santa
And not Jeremy Corbyn
instead
Twas the night before Christmas
And all along the Avenue
The Christmas lights are twinkling
For everyone to view
I got an Advent Calendar this year
From the Hotel chain
“Premier Inn”
With a chocolate
behind every window
But of course, you
couldn’t open them
“I’m switching on the Christmas lights
In Cardiff” My Brother
told me excitedly
But in typical minor
celebrity fashion he added
“I didn’t even know
they had electricity”
When I was a kid
On Christmas Morning
The day began
With excited howls
Of “Has he been?”
Because we didn’t get
gifts
Until my Dad
Had evacuated his
bowels