SANTA’S LITTLE HELPER

 

I’ve bought a special gift

For my Christmas honey

It’s a “Santa’s little helper” outfit

And it’s bloody horny

Its red velour with white fur trim

And matching lingerie

It’s figure hugging short and tight

And shows all you’d want to see

I’ve always liked sexy outfits

And this is the best I’ve seen

I’m sure that she will like it

Especially as it wipes clean