NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION

 

If you have decided

You are overweight

And a diet is the solution

If you have decided

This should be

Your New Year’s resolution

Just listen to these facts

For just a moment

And then digest the information

 

Of all the people in Britain

There are more overweight people

Than there are average weight people

So overweight people

Are now the new average weight people

So, job done, you have reached your target

You are no longer overweight

You have kept your New Year’s resolution

Have a cake to celebrate