Sunday, 25 December 2022

THE LAST REINDEER

 

A reindeer walked into a pub,

And ordered a pint of beer.

The barman pulled a pint

And gave it to the reindeer,

 

The reindeer took the drink

And handed over a ten

He checked his change

Then he checked it again

 

The barman then said

"You’re the first reindeer

I think I’m right in saying

That we've had in here."

 

He delivered to the barman

A look, barely disguised

“To be honest at these prices

I'm really not surprised”

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