RUDOLPH THE RAMPANT

 

Rudolph has been grounded

And severely reprimanded

The cause is his nocturnal activity

During the season of the nativity

Donner has been knocked up

And Vixen is a favourite tup

There are many more names

Who’ve played his reindeer games

He is insatiable, even the boys

Have fallen victim of his joys

Now Santa has had enough

Since he mounted Billy Goat Gruff