Tuesday, 13 December 2022

MY WORST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER # 1

My worst Christmas present ever

I thought I would be lucky to receive

It was big and so full of possibilities

But it really flattered to deceive

 

Beneath the coloured paper

That hinted at hidden promise

It turned out to be a cardboard box

Containing only emptiness

 

My mum was watching me intently

And my disappointment hurt her

My cheapskate dad then told me

It was an Action Man deserter 

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