All of the reindeer
Pulling
Santa’s sleigh
Are adorned
with antlers
As they
make their way
Well, only
female reindeer
On the
Christmas flight
Still
retain their antlers
By
Christmas night
So, the
whole team are girls
Is that
really shocking?
An all-female
team?
Carrying
gifts for every stocking
Who else could
be trusted?
To
circumnavigate the globe
In only one
night
Not the guy
in the red robe
But the
overweight old man
With no
dress sense
Who is too
lazy to shave
Gets
thanked for the presents
And do we
get any recognition
For
delivering the toys
No, we don’t
get a mention
And
everyone thinks that we are boys
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