Monday, 17 October 2022

THE GENERAL CONSENSUS

 

The general consensus

Is that it is inappropriate

To spank a child, and rightly so

Therefore, with my own children

And grandchildren for that matter

I adopted a different tack

Whenever one of the little darlings

Goes into “meltdown”

I take the unhappy child

For a ride in the car

Where I find it possible to talk to them

Some say it's the cars vibration

Or the rhythm of the vehicle

Or maybe it’s just escaping

The modern-day gadgets

Whatever it is I always find

A twenty-minute car ride

With them tied to the roof rack

Always does the trick

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