Monday, 25 July 2022

TRAFFIC COP – STOPPED FOR SPEEDING

 

When a cop stopped me for speeding

They fined me one hundred pounds

“I was only trying to keep up with traffic”

But the traffic officer stood his ground

Then he looked at me and responded

“But there are no other cars around”

“I know” I said “I was doing a hundred

And I was still losing ground

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