PICKUP # 8

When you’re on the pull

If you want to break the ice

Say something funny

Or say something nice

Be devastatingly witty

Or say something clever

Be complimentary

Or just lie in your endeavour

But if your tastes are unusual

Don’t be shy about it

Don’t beat about the bush

Just come right out with it 

Say “I'd suck a fart out of your ass

And hold it like a bong hit”