I chatted to a girl in the pub
And suspecting her
gullibility
I proceeded to proudly
boast
About my special
ability
“I can divine when a
woman
Was born, to the very
day
Just by feeling her
breasts
It’s as simple as child’s
play”
"Really? Is that
really true?"
She said “or is it just
a lie
Just so you can feel
my tits
But go on then give it
a try"
So I had a good fondle
And thought she is so
dumb
And I teased her
nipples
Till they were as fat
as my thumb
But she started to get
impatient
And I heard her say
"Come on then,
what day was I born"?
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