A man and woman were talking
When the man asked her
a question
“You know men have
many terms
For the act of male
masturbation?
A hand shandy, choking
the chicken
A knuckle shuffle, Jerking
off
Beating the meat,
having a tug
Bashing the bishop, Jacking
off
Glopping or pulling
the pudding
Knocking one out,
having a wank
Performing an organ
solo
Or giving the monkey a
spank”
“Well, that’s because
men are pigs”
She replied in a
disgusted scoff
So, what do women call
female masturbation
She replied,
“Finishing off”
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