SPICE GIRL

 

It was the plan of my wife

To spice up our love life

This involved her dressing up

To encourage me to tup

Now I have to say I didn’t mind

Watching her bump and grind

But as she played her sexy role

She didn’t dance around a pole

Nor gyrate upon my lap

To encourage my old chap

But even with all the gyrating

My libido was still hesitating

In fact, there wasn’t a glimmer

As she danced around her Zimmer