IT WAS HALLOWEEN AND

It was Halloween and

We were on our way to a party

They were both dressed as vampires

And I was Professor Moriarty

 

We stopped at the supermarket

But didn’t have any cash

So we thought we’d steal some booze

Then make a dash

 

The bottles we wanted

Were on the very top of the racks

Which we couldn’t reach

So I had to stand on their backs

 

Once I had the bottles

Dracula hid them under his cape

And without drawing attention

We casually made our escape

 

But we were caught on CCTV

A very clear image by all accounts

I was charged with shoplifting

On two counts