A man walked into a pub one Saturday night
He
went to the bar and ordered a pint of light
“Certainly,
Sir, that will cost you ten pence”
“Ten
pence? For a pint that makes no sense”
The
man exclaimed delightedly to the barman
“Special
price tonight, enjoy it while you can”
The
man glanced down at the bar food menu
Then
he ordered steak and chips with peas too
“Yes
Sir,” said the barman, “that will be fifty p”
“How
much?” the man said a little doubtfully
The
barman confirmed the price to the man
“Special
price tonight, enjoy it while you can”
“Where's
the other bloke who owns this place?”
The
barman said “Upstairs, with my wife Grace”
The
man asked detecting an undertone of strife
“What's
he doing upstairs with your wife?”
“He’s
upstairs doing to my wife more or less”
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