Friday, 2 April 2021

BIMBETTE AND THE BUILDER

 

Bimbette saw a builder called Paddy one day in a bar

And she noticed on one of his wellies the letter R

Then she saw something odd on the other boot as well

She noticed that the other welly bore the letter L

Curiosity got the better of her, so she asked Paddy

“Scuse me there are letters on your boots I can see”

Paddy smiled at her and said, “It’s quite simple really”

“The one with the R on it is for my right foot you see

And the welly with the L on it goes on my left one”

Bimbette stood blankly for a while after he was done

Then suddenly the light of understanding flickers

“Blimey! So that's why I’ve got C&A on my knickers”

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