Colin Smith was a married man but he was having an affair
With
his pretty young secretary Caroline since at least last June
One
day while they were at work their passions overcame them
And
they rushed to her house, where they made love all afternoon
Exhausted
from the wild sex, they fell asleep, waking quite late
As
Colin put on his clothes he told her to take his shoes outside
And
rub them in the grass and dirt. Which mystified she did
He
slipped into his shoes and drove home arriving after eight
“Where
have you been?” demanded his wife when he got home
“Darling,
I can't lie to you. I'm having an affair with Caroline
And
I’ve spent all of this afternoon having wild sex with her
We
were both exhausted and fell asleep not realizing the time
It
was already past seven o’clock when we both finally woke up
The
wife suspected from the beginning it was one of his stories
Then
she saw his dirty shoes and she said, “You lying bastard!
You've
been playing golf all afternoon with your bloody cronies!”
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