Tuesday, 5 April 2016

A Little Bit Of Humour # 114

WHY DID THE FUGITIVE CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the fugitive cross the road?
Well not just to get to the other side
The reason he wanted to cross over
Was so he could find somewhere to hide

THERE IS AN OWL OF LOW MORALS

There is an Owl of low morals
That frequents our park
And subsequently it doesn’t
Give a hoot after dark

A ROYAL WARRANT

In order for a Baker to get
A Royal warrant, it is said
They need to be like many
Royals and be inter-bred

THE BORDER AGENCY ARE STRUGGLING

The border agency are struggling
To prevent mosquitos from getting in
They’re very cunning creatures
Who all claim to be Asylum Zika’s

OUR NEIGHBOURS ARE ORGANIC DAIRY FARMERS

Our neighbours are organic dairy farmers
With special diets and all that ilk
N’owt good ever came of pampering cows
And all you’ll ever get is spoilt milk

NOBEL PRIZE’S

They give Nobel Prize’s for anything now
And the latest recipient has been revealed
The winner is a scarecrow of all things
Mind you he is outstanding in his field

IT RAINS IN ENGLAND

England has a reputation for being wet
And it’s a well-deserved one I fear
And the simple reason for that is that
The Queen has reigned so many years

IN THE VEGETABLE WORLD

In the vegetable world, the posh potatoes
Never listen to football on the radio
There is nothing they dislike greater
Than the sound of a Common-tater

A DOCTOR POINTED OUT

A Doctor pointed out a piece of lettuce
That protruded from the patient’s ear
And added that it might be serious
As it could be the tip of the iceberg

AMONG ABOMINABLE SNOWMEN

Among abominable snowmen
There is a virgin called Betty
And to all her kith and kin
She is known as a not Yeti

WHY DID THE BIGAMIST CROSS THE ROAD?

Why did the bigamist cross the road?
Well not just to get to the other side
The reason he wanted to cross over
Was so he could get to the other bride

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