RUDDY MALLARD
Ruddy Mallard
Ruddy Duck
Ruddy complexioned
Ruddy birdwatchers
SUCCUMBING
Though a cool day
The spring sunshine,
Was hot through the glass
And combined with the wine
And an excellent lunch
It wouldn’t be long methinks
Before I slowly succumbed
To the long blinks
PERVADING SCENTS
Drifting on the breeze
Pervading scents of nature
Tell the summer tale
TALES OF THE RIVERBANK
A bee sipping nectar from a flower
A sparrow sipping dew from a leaf
A butterfly on his way to somewhere
Pays us a visit but it was only brief
A duck quacks out on the water
And we hear a Kingfisher splash
An elegant swan glides effortlessly by
And the dragonfly makes a dash
Thursday, 21 July 2011
ODDS AND SODS
1984
In 1984
The world changed
Irrevocably
It became darker
More foreboding
Not in an Orwellian way
But the sun was cooler
The wind sharper
The future more uncertain
That was 1984 for me
Because in the space
Of just a few short weeks
Tommy and Eric died
TOMMY AND ERIC
Tommy Cooper
And Eric Morecambe
Were funny men
Not vulgar
Or foul mouthed
Not forced or contrived
Just naturally funny men
Who made you laugh
Just by walking on to the stage
In fact thinking about them
Has just made me smile
SHAMELESS SHAZZA
We must pay her now
A King’s ransom
A sum in the millions
So quite handsome
And for what exactly
Sacking her unfairly?
Or more accurately
For sacking her too early
She’ll take the money
Without a thought for Peter
For shameless Shazza
Thinks she’s the victim
CRISIS? WHAT IS A CRISIS?
The FIFA barons
Just keep getting fatter
The fattest of all are
Warner and Blatter
And despite revelations
And newspaper chatter
The president contends
It’s an internal matter
AUSCHWITZ
Auschwitz in essence
Was a processing plant
Or perhaps more accurately
A recycling plant,
Recycling an abundant commodity,
i.e. lower forms of life,
Into a revenue stream
By stripping the resaleable parts
Clothing, jewelry, hair, teeth
And burning what was left.
A cold and calculated business
Inhumanity on an industrial scale.
So the next time
You cast yesterdays must have device
Into your recyling bin
Just remember the Germans did that with people
POLYHYMNIA
Versatile Polyhymnia
Muse of singing
Muse of mime
And of sacred dancing
START TO FINISH
Start to finish
Beginning to end
Dawn till dusk
Weekday to weekend
Young to old
Forever my friend
In 1984
The world changed
Irrevocably
It became darker
More foreboding
Not in an Orwellian way
But the sun was cooler
The wind sharper
The future more uncertain
That was 1984 for me
Because in the space
Of just a few short weeks
Tommy and Eric died
TOMMY AND ERIC
Tommy Cooper
And Eric Morecambe
Were funny men
Not vulgar
Or foul mouthed
Not forced or contrived
Just naturally funny men
Who made you laugh
Just by walking on to the stage
In fact thinking about them
Has just made me smile
SHAMELESS SHAZZA
We must pay her now
A King’s ransom
A sum in the millions
So quite handsome
And for what exactly
Sacking her unfairly?
Or more accurately
For sacking her too early
She’ll take the money
Without a thought for Peter
For shameless Shazza
Thinks she’s the victim
CRISIS? WHAT IS A CRISIS?
The FIFA barons
Just keep getting fatter
The fattest of all are
Warner and Blatter
And despite revelations
And newspaper chatter
The president contends
It’s an internal matter
AUSCHWITZ
Auschwitz in essence
Was a processing plant
Or perhaps more accurately
A recycling plant,
Recycling an abundant commodity,
i.e. lower forms of life,
Into a revenue stream
By stripping the resaleable parts
Clothing, jewelry, hair, teeth
And burning what was left.
A cold and calculated business
Inhumanity on an industrial scale.
So the next time
You cast yesterdays must have device
Into your recyling bin
Just remember the Germans did that with people
POLYHYMNIA
Versatile Polyhymnia
Muse of singing
Muse of mime
And of sacred dancing
START TO FINISH
Start to finish
Beginning to end
Dawn till dusk
Weekday to weekend
Young to old
Forever my friend
A LONG WALK WITH GOD
SIMPLE FAITH
Faith is a very simple thing
Between you and your God King
Don’t let the legion of Clergy
Over complicate by liturgy
The church do not own our Deity
God is inherent in the laity
UNDER THE BLUE AND SUNNY SKY
Under the blue and sunny sky
I open my heart and sing
In praise to the heavenly father
For the beauty of the morning
And raise up my hands in worship
Of my one true God and King
GODS DEVOTEES
You will find in any holy place
Every up turned face
Of the congregation there
With the power of prayer
Can achieve both great and small
With faith and prayer is all
A fellowship on their knees
A family of Gods devotees
TRUST IN HIM
Trust in Him each day
He is dependable always
Trust Him to guide you
He will always be with you
Keep Him in your heart
You are never far apart
Pray in the bad times
Praise in the good times
Trust in Him each day
He is dependable always
THE WORD
You will find comfort
In His Holy Word
It is still relevant today
The Bible isn’t absurd
You will find no better
In any modern tome
Read His word abroad
Read His word at home
MY LIFELONG FRIEND
My Lord Jesus Christ is with me
He has been my lifelong friend
And when he walks beside you
On the saviour you can depend
Jesus was there at my beginning
And He will be there at my end
Faith is a very simple thing
Between you and your God King
Don’t let the legion of Clergy
Over complicate by liturgy
The church do not own our Deity
God is inherent in the laity
UNDER THE BLUE AND SUNNY SKY
Under the blue and sunny sky
I open my heart and sing
In praise to the heavenly father
For the beauty of the morning
And raise up my hands in worship
Of my one true God and King
GODS DEVOTEES
You will find in any holy place
Every up turned face
Of the congregation there
With the power of prayer
Can achieve both great and small
With faith and prayer is all
A fellowship on their knees
A family of Gods devotees
TRUST IN HIM
Trust in Him each day
He is dependable always
Trust Him to guide you
He will always be with you
Keep Him in your heart
You are never far apart
Pray in the bad times
Praise in the good times
Trust in Him each day
He is dependable always
THE WORD
You will find comfort
In His Holy Word
It is still relevant today
The Bible isn’t absurd
You will find no better
In any modern tome
Read His word abroad
Read His word at home
MY LIFELONG FRIEND
My Lord Jesus Christ is with me
He has been my lifelong friend
And when he walks beside you
On the saviour you can depend
Jesus was there at my beginning
And He will be there at my end
THE BUSBY BABESS A TALE OF HEROES
A TALE OF HEROES
Young heroes returning
From a far off foreign field
With hard fought victory won
Where the valiant refused to yield
Like heroes from Homers Iliad
Exalted in the legends
But in the Germanic snows
The heroes journey ends
As the Gods of winter struck
Fire and ice took its toll
And the names were duly writ
Upon an eternal honour roll
Geoff Bent, Roger Byrne (Capt)
Duncan Edwards, Billy Whelan
David Pegg, Tommy Taylor
Mark Jones and Eddie Colman
THE SURVING BABES OF MUNICH
Morgans and Blanchflower
Never played again
Some played to soon
Some could never play the same
Some were cast aside
Some fullfilled there destiny
But none were unscathed
After the tradgedy
Those who remained
Of the team Busby built
All survived the horror
But lived with the guilt
THE BUSBY BABES REPLAYED
The Busby Babes were sublime
The best by far in their time
And when eight of their number
Went to their eternal slumber
They went straight to heaven
To join St Peters first XI
THE BUSBY BABES
The young lads played the game
The Busby Babes was their name
Though they played like magic
They embraced tragedy in Munich
Their plane crashing in the snow
The wreckage burning all aglow
Eigth of their magnificent number
Would not see another summer
JIMMY MURPHY 6TH FEBRUARY 1958
In those brief moments,
Jimmy was happy,
On top of the world.
He had reached the pinnacle
Wales in the World Cup Finals
United in the European semis
Life was good
Life was very good indeed
Then the news came
Of a crash in the snow
And suddenly
Life wasn’t so good.
Information,
Patchy at first
Trickled in,
Not all reliable
Miss information
Spread like the plague,
Then the facts emerged
From amongst the fictions
So many dead
So many lost
And for the living
Life would never be the same
Jimmy blamed himself
For being so smug
For being so happy
For being alive
MANCHESTER UNITED DARKEST HOUR
Broken in he twisted wreckage
The victims of Munics winter carnage
Crashing in the snow and ice
There would have to be a fearful price
And when the bill was finally reckoned
Deaths reaper grimly beckoned
Towards the twenty three poor souls
That appeared on his fearsome rolls
Young men cut down in their prime
Older ones who thought they’d more time
Were all taken from that grissly place
To feel the breath of heaven on their face
Taking the souls who died in the snow
To where the innocents and the heroes go
Young heroes returning
From a far off foreign field
With hard fought victory won
Where the valiant refused to yield
Like heroes from Homers Iliad
Exalted in the legends
But in the Germanic snows
The heroes journey ends
As the Gods of winter struck
Fire and ice took its toll
And the names were duly writ
Upon an eternal honour roll
Geoff Bent, Roger Byrne (Capt)
Duncan Edwards, Billy Whelan
David Pegg, Tommy Taylor
Mark Jones and Eddie Colman
THE SURVING BABES OF MUNICH
Morgans and Blanchflower
Never played again
Some played to soon
Some could never play the same
Some were cast aside
Some fullfilled there destiny
But none were unscathed
After the tradgedy
Those who remained
Of the team Busby built
All survived the horror
But lived with the guilt
THE BUSBY BABES REPLAYED
The Busby Babes were sublime
The best by far in their time
And when eight of their number
Went to their eternal slumber
They went straight to heaven
To join St Peters first XI
THE BUSBY BABES
The young lads played the game
The Busby Babes was their name
Though they played like magic
They embraced tragedy in Munich
Their plane crashing in the snow
The wreckage burning all aglow
Eigth of their magnificent number
Would not see another summer
JIMMY MURPHY 6TH FEBRUARY 1958
In those brief moments,
Jimmy was happy,
On top of the world.
He had reached the pinnacle
Wales in the World Cup Finals
United in the European semis
Life was good
Life was very good indeed
Then the news came
Of a crash in the snow
And suddenly
Life wasn’t so good.
Information,
Patchy at first
Trickled in,
Not all reliable
Miss information
Spread like the plague,
Then the facts emerged
From amongst the fictions
So many dead
So many lost
And for the living
Life would never be the same
Jimmy blamed himself
For being so smug
For being so happy
For being alive
MANCHESTER UNITED DARKEST HOUR
Broken in he twisted wreckage
The victims of Munics winter carnage
Crashing in the snow and ice
There would have to be a fearful price
And when the bill was finally reckoned
Deaths reaper grimly beckoned
Towards the twenty three poor souls
That appeared on his fearsome rolls
Young men cut down in their prime
Older ones who thought they’d more time
Were all taken from that grissly place
To feel the breath of heaven on their face
Taking the souls who died in the snow
To where the innocents and the heroes go
Love Collection # 9
UNITY
Being together
Without words,
Thoughts trancend
The empty silence
To find balance
In perfect union,
A comfortable congress
MY LOVE IS FOREVER
My love is forever
For even if we part
You will never
Completely leave my heart
BECAUSE MY LOVE FOR YOU IS TRUE
Because my love for you is true
There is nothing I won’t do for you
Except for this one small thing
Which is that I won’t do nothing
I SHOULD HAVE TRIED MUCH HARDER
I should have tried much harder
Looking back upon that day
I should have fought for you
I should have tried every way
You were the very best of me
Around you my heart lightend
In your presence I walked on air
Around you my spirits brightened
I lost myself in my own conceit
I was consumed by self obsession
I stopped seeing you as precious
And treated you like my possession
I should have tried much harder
On that day so very long ago
I should have fought for you
Instead I ran away and let you go
A BOOK ON THE SHELF
A book on the shelf
Passed by, passed over
Rejected by browsers
Ignored by casual trade
Over looked by readers of discernment
Often handled but never understood
A book on the shelf
Unwanted and unappreciated
Unloved and forlorn waits patiently
For that one special wordsmith
Who will see the small tome
Among the vast bibliotheca
And admire the cover,
The quality of the fabric
Its exquisite binding
He will handle the book
Feel its weight and worth in one carress
And will appreciate its quality.
When he turns the pages
He will engage with the contents
Understanding its language
Each perfect word on each pristine page
This will be a story of such worth
When the wordsmith finds
This book on the shelf
I WALK ON EGGS
I walk on eggs
To protect the fragile peace
I try to be invisible
As I dread your displeasure so
But even in the midst
Of such an uneasy peace
I fear your rejection
For being invisible is still better
Than not being there at all
THE FIRST TIME I TOUCHED YOU
The first time I touched you,
Beckoned by temptation
Was a magical experience
Even in my clumsy seduction
My tender advances met
With spine tingling response
And in a bloodless loving coup
I broke down your sconce
ELAINE
I remember the first time
That I saw Elaine
Just one look
And I was smitten
But I couldn’t speak to her
I just watched
And admired
She caught me looking
Once or twice
And she smiled
Her smile was nice
But I looked away embarrassed
The last time she suddenly got up
And to my utter dismay
She was coming my way
I though she would have a go
About me staring
But no she said “hello”
And told me her name
Then for the longest time
She just looked at me
As I stuttered and stammered
Then she kissed me
IN MY FANTASY
In my fantasy
You bring me ecstasy
In my actuality
I crave your sensuality
So it would seem
I must live in my dream
APPLE OF MY EYE
You are the apple of my eye
Sitting seductively silent
I seem to feel lust and love
Almost in equal measure
Your mere existence
Has brightened my being
And stirred my soul
And awakened feelings
Long buried
But after the lust evapourates
The love will remain
A more tangible emotion
So let us make memories
That we can treasure
LOVE CONQUERS ALL?
Who ever said
“Love conquers all”
Obviously hadnt met you
Normal rules seem not to apply
I surrendered my heart
I bared my soul
All to no avail
You just used me
Then cast me aside
So I am once again alone
DECENT PROPOSAL
The traditional way
Is now rather passé
And may have had its day
But I will ask thee
While on bended knee
If thou wilt marry me
GRACE
When I saw her
I fell in love with Grace
Though her reputation
Was as a straight lace
But I didn’t see that
At all in her face
I went and asked “Would
You dance with me Grace”
She said she would
“But nothing fast paced”
So I placed my hand
On the curve of her waist
And pulled her towards me
And though she was chaste
She didn’t pull away
Or repell my haste
So I danced the next dance
With the beautiful Grace
And the one after that
With a smile on my face
We left the dance floor
With fingers interlaced
On the day I placed my hand
On the curve of her waist
Was the day I fell in love
And my life was Graced
SMOULDERING
Smouldering looks
Flaming desire,
Lustful tinglings
And passionate fire
Eager anticipation
Tantalisingly relishing
Adds to the fatasy
For later embellishing
EXTRAORDINARY GIRL
For a young girl,
Well compared to me,
You have done something
Extraordinary to me
You have warmed my cold heart
You have cleansed my unclean soul
You have instilled purpose
Where there was none
Out of despair I now have hope
You have laid the ghosts of my past
So I now have a future
RHYTHMIC LIFE
I have a life with rhythm
And clarity of purpose
That defines me perfectly
And that clear rhymic life
Is your great gift to me
A gift given before God
When we joined in matrimony
The depth of our union
And the depth of our love
Will not easily be bested
A PERFECT DAY
A perfect day
Spent with you
The two of us
That’s my view
No one else
Just us two
A perfect day
Spent with you
Being together
Without words,
Thoughts trancend
The empty silence
To find balance
In perfect union,
A comfortable congress
MY LOVE IS FOREVER
My love is forever
For even if we part
You will never
Completely leave my heart
BECAUSE MY LOVE FOR YOU IS TRUE
Because my love for you is true
There is nothing I won’t do for you
Except for this one small thing
Which is that I won’t do nothing
I SHOULD HAVE TRIED MUCH HARDER
I should have tried much harder
Looking back upon that day
I should have fought for you
I should have tried every way
You were the very best of me
Around you my heart lightend
In your presence I walked on air
Around you my spirits brightened
I lost myself in my own conceit
I was consumed by self obsession
I stopped seeing you as precious
And treated you like my possession
I should have tried much harder
On that day so very long ago
I should have fought for you
Instead I ran away and let you go
A BOOK ON THE SHELF
A book on the shelf
Passed by, passed over
Rejected by browsers
Ignored by casual trade
Over looked by readers of discernment
Often handled but never understood
A book on the shelf
Unwanted and unappreciated
Unloved and forlorn waits patiently
For that one special wordsmith
Who will see the small tome
Among the vast bibliotheca
And admire the cover,
The quality of the fabric
Its exquisite binding
He will handle the book
Feel its weight and worth in one carress
And will appreciate its quality.
When he turns the pages
He will engage with the contents
Understanding its language
Each perfect word on each pristine page
This will be a story of such worth
When the wordsmith finds
This book on the shelf
I WALK ON EGGS
I walk on eggs
To protect the fragile peace
I try to be invisible
As I dread your displeasure so
But even in the midst
Of such an uneasy peace
I fear your rejection
For being invisible is still better
Than not being there at all
THE FIRST TIME I TOUCHED YOU
The first time I touched you,
Beckoned by temptation
Was a magical experience
Even in my clumsy seduction
My tender advances met
With spine tingling response
And in a bloodless loving coup
I broke down your sconce
ELAINE
I remember the first time
That I saw Elaine
Just one look
And I was smitten
But I couldn’t speak to her
I just watched
And admired
She caught me looking
Once or twice
And she smiled
Her smile was nice
But I looked away embarrassed
The last time she suddenly got up
And to my utter dismay
She was coming my way
I though she would have a go
About me staring
But no she said “hello”
And told me her name
Then for the longest time
She just looked at me
As I stuttered and stammered
Then she kissed me
IN MY FANTASY
In my fantasy
You bring me ecstasy
In my actuality
I crave your sensuality
So it would seem
I must live in my dream
APPLE OF MY EYE
You are the apple of my eye
Sitting seductively silent
I seem to feel lust and love
Almost in equal measure
Your mere existence
Has brightened my being
And stirred my soul
And awakened feelings
Long buried
But after the lust evapourates
The love will remain
A more tangible emotion
So let us make memories
That we can treasure
LOVE CONQUERS ALL?
Who ever said
“Love conquers all”
Obviously hadnt met you
Normal rules seem not to apply
I surrendered my heart
I bared my soul
All to no avail
You just used me
Then cast me aside
So I am once again alone
DECENT PROPOSAL
The traditional way
Is now rather passé
And may have had its day
But I will ask thee
While on bended knee
If thou wilt marry me
GRACE
When I saw her
I fell in love with Grace
Though her reputation
Was as a straight lace
But I didn’t see that
At all in her face
I went and asked “Would
You dance with me Grace”
She said she would
“But nothing fast paced”
So I placed my hand
On the curve of her waist
And pulled her towards me
And though she was chaste
She didn’t pull away
Or repell my haste
So I danced the next dance
With the beautiful Grace
And the one after that
With a smile on my face
We left the dance floor
With fingers interlaced
On the day I placed my hand
On the curve of her waist
Was the day I fell in love
And my life was Graced
SMOULDERING
Smouldering looks
Flaming desire,
Lustful tinglings
And passionate fire
Eager anticipation
Tantalisingly relishing
Adds to the fatasy
For later embellishing
EXTRAORDINARY GIRL
For a young girl,
Well compared to me,
You have done something
Extraordinary to me
You have warmed my cold heart
You have cleansed my unclean soul
You have instilled purpose
Where there was none
Out of despair I now have hope
You have laid the ghosts of my past
So I now have a future
RHYTHMIC LIFE
I have a life with rhythm
And clarity of purpose
That defines me perfectly
And that clear rhymic life
Is your great gift to me
A gift given before God
When we joined in matrimony
The depth of our union
And the depth of our love
Will not easily be bested
A PERFECT DAY
A perfect day
Spent with you
The two of us
That’s my view
No one else
Just us two
A perfect day
Spent with you
VULGARLY HUMEROUS # 2
TOP OF THE LINE
Toward little ones I incline
Your little breasts are fine
As sweet as cherry wine
Your threepennys are klein
Toward little ones I incline
Small by natures design
Beautiful when you’re supine
For your little breasts I pine
Toward little ones I incline
Disappearing when you recline
Your nakedness I love to entwine
And your little breasts are mine
Toward little ones I incline
The scientists want to refine
I like them little, bottom line
They are the top of the line
THERE IS MORE TO SEX THAN LUST
Sex isn’t just lust
Or a mere coupling
A base fulfilment
Of primeval need
Or secreting pheromones
Its isn’t just mechanical
Or indeed chemical
It isn’t in simple terms
A trigger to be pulled
It isn’t all out of control
Exchanging fluids
And sweaty effort
There is more to sex than that
But I will accept
That it is mainly lust
IN HER LITTLE YELLOW BEETLE
I always used to see her
And wanted to take a trip
In her little yellow beetle
As she cruised the strip
But she never noticed me
Though I hoped one day
In her little yellow beetle
She would drive me away
Then one day out of the blue
She pulled up along side
And said “hello hansome”
And took me off for a ride
Well that was quite a night
That I will never forget
In her little yellow beetle
I had the best ride yet
THEY’RE ON THE MOVE
They’re on the move
Within the silk
They rock and roll
And tip and tilt
So I must reach inside
Your dressing gown
Then I’ll grab on
And hold them down
TOTTERING TOTTIE
Oh my little piece of
Tottering tottie
You really light my fire
You are such a hottie
I think you are easy
Like as nottie
MY PRETTY LITTLE MISSY
My pretty little missy
Let me fumble inside the silk
Of your well filled blouse
Or at least something of that ilk
PLEASE, PLEASE ME
You temp me and tease me
And then displease me
You go cold and freeze me
But then you seize me
Hug me and squeeze me
Not just to appease me
You want me to please, see
And I have expertise see
But you too can please me
And then you reprise me
A HINT OF MINT
On your breath
There is the smell of peppermint
And on your cheek,
Is that a flush?, at least a hint
And a look on your face
Of the guilty kind
You’ve been up to something
I can’t make up my mind
But your misdeamnor is,
Unless my instincts are failing
That you’ve either been
Swallowing or inhaling
ROUGH SILK
Your touch is sexilly silken
Your hands are like gloves of velvet
You’re the greatest lover
You’re the one I’ll never forget
Blah blah blah, enough of the poetry
Just put your hand up my pelmet
We’ve been at it ten minutes
And you havent got my pants off yet
ONCE INSIDE HER CLOTHES
Once inside her clothes
Her vest and bra and such
The roundness of her breasts
Soft yet firm to my touch
And the coarseness of her bush
Excited me very much
RAMBUNCTIOUS
It was noisy and unrestrained
Ill disciplined and bestial
A rambunctious coupling
That was making her squeal
JIM
The most important thing for Jim
Was his admiration of quim
Which surpassed everything for him
In his eternal pursuit of trim
OH OBJECT OF MY DESIRE
Oh object of my desire
An object to deflower
I want you to know
You feed my libido
But I must keep my counsel
And forget the horny damsel
For if her Dad got in my head
I would be surely dead
THE BODY IS A TEMPLE
The body is a temple
And worthy of protection
Its purity is sacred
And is Gods gift of perfection
But for your body I crave
Its complete and utter desecration
POSH TOTTIE
She was posh tottie
Her name was Pandora
She was a throuroghbred
But an easy scorer
She had perfect elocution
But wouldn’t talk dirty
Even if she was drunk
And blatantly flirty
She’d say, put your penis,
In my vagina
And give one, one
You mother fornicator
EVERY WHICH WAY
I fucked her up
I fucked her down
I made her smile
I made her frown
And when I’d tupped
Till I’d shot my lot
I withdrew it
From her slot
Then she took my cock
In her gob
And sucked the cum
Off my knob
SHE WAS A SIREN
She was a siren
She was a vamp
She was a harlot
She was a tramp
She was always hot
She was always damp
And you could turn her on
Like she was a lamp
Toward little ones I incline
Your little breasts are fine
As sweet as cherry wine
Your threepennys are klein
Toward little ones I incline
Small by natures design
Beautiful when you’re supine
For your little breasts I pine
Toward little ones I incline
Disappearing when you recline
Your nakedness I love to entwine
And your little breasts are mine
Toward little ones I incline
The scientists want to refine
I like them little, bottom line
They are the top of the line
THERE IS MORE TO SEX THAN LUST
Sex isn’t just lust
Or a mere coupling
A base fulfilment
Of primeval need
Or secreting pheromones
Its isn’t just mechanical
Or indeed chemical
It isn’t in simple terms
A trigger to be pulled
It isn’t all out of control
Exchanging fluids
And sweaty effort
There is more to sex than that
But I will accept
That it is mainly lust
IN HER LITTLE YELLOW BEETLE
I always used to see her
And wanted to take a trip
In her little yellow beetle
As she cruised the strip
But she never noticed me
Though I hoped one day
In her little yellow beetle
She would drive me away
Then one day out of the blue
She pulled up along side
And said “hello hansome”
And took me off for a ride
Well that was quite a night
That I will never forget
In her little yellow beetle
I had the best ride yet
THEY’RE ON THE MOVE
They’re on the move
Within the silk
They rock and roll
And tip and tilt
So I must reach inside
Your dressing gown
Then I’ll grab on
And hold them down
TOTTERING TOTTIE
Oh my little piece of
Tottering tottie
You really light my fire
You are such a hottie
I think you are easy
Like as nottie
MY PRETTY LITTLE MISSY
My pretty little missy
Let me fumble inside the silk
Of your well filled blouse
Or at least something of that ilk
PLEASE, PLEASE ME
You temp me and tease me
And then displease me
You go cold and freeze me
But then you seize me
Hug me and squeeze me
Not just to appease me
You want me to please, see
And I have expertise see
But you too can please me
And then you reprise me
A HINT OF MINT
On your breath
There is the smell of peppermint
And on your cheek,
Is that a flush?, at least a hint
And a look on your face
Of the guilty kind
You’ve been up to something
I can’t make up my mind
But your misdeamnor is,
Unless my instincts are failing
That you’ve either been
Swallowing or inhaling
ROUGH SILK
Your touch is sexilly silken
Your hands are like gloves of velvet
You’re the greatest lover
You’re the one I’ll never forget
Blah blah blah, enough of the poetry
Just put your hand up my pelmet
We’ve been at it ten minutes
And you havent got my pants off yet
ONCE INSIDE HER CLOTHES
Once inside her clothes
Her vest and bra and such
The roundness of her breasts
Soft yet firm to my touch
And the coarseness of her bush
Excited me very much
RAMBUNCTIOUS
It was noisy and unrestrained
Ill disciplined and bestial
A rambunctious coupling
That was making her squeal
JIM
The most important thing for Jim
Was his admiration of quim
Which surpassed everything for him
In his eternal pursuit of trim
OH OBJECT OF MY DESIRE
Oh object of my desire
An object to deflower
I want you to know
You feed my libido
But I must keep my counsel
And forget the horny damsel
For if her Dad got in my head
I would be surely dead
THE BODY IS A TEMPLE
The body is a temple
And worthy of protection
Its purity is sacred
And is Gods gift of perfection
But for your body I crave
Its complete and utter desecration
POSH TOTTIE
She was posh tottie
Her name was Pandora
She was a throuroghbred
But an easy scorer
She had perfect elocution
But wouldn’t talk dirty
Even if she was drunk
And blatantly flirty
She’d say, put your penis,
In my vagina
And give one, one
You mother fornicator
EVERY WHICH WAY
I fucked her up
I fucked her down
I made her smile
I made her frown
And when I’d tupped
Till I’d shot my lot
I withdrew it
From her slot
Then she took my cock
In her gob
And sucked the cum
Off my knob
SHE WAS A SIREN
She was a siren
She was a vamp
She was a harlot
She was a tramp
She was always hot
She was always damp
And you could turn her on
Like she was a lamp
VULGARLY HUMEROUS # 1
NAKED LUST
While idly watching you undress
I have a thought, of course one of lust
And as I pondered thoughtfully
You caught me watching but showed no disgust
You were used to my libidinous bent
And happy to let me do, as I must
And as long as it ended with a good seeing too
You weren’t really fussed
IT’S A MUST-O
You said you were not fussed-o
When I said I’m full of lust-o
Oh let me fondle at your bust-o
Then we can go at it with gusto
You said well if you really must-o
Come and exorcise your lust-o
LECHEROUS
When I see a young woman
Dressed seductively to flirt
I wonder what I would find
Hiding up beneath her skirt
Will it be the neatest nest?
Or the wildest overgrown thatch
Will it be the fullest bush?
Or an over groomed snatch
And if there is a hairy muff
Will the collar match the cuff?
The answer is of no import
Its just an old mans dirty thought
THE SURE THING
She was a dirty horny little cow
And I wanted her and how
I saw her breasts small and pert
And wanted to explore up her skirt
I knew about her slutty reputation
That she’d do it without hesitation
So it was a case of when and not if
And that thought was making me stiff
So you can imagine my surprise
When she stood hornily before my eye
She gave me the once over and told me no
And said that even she wasn’t that low
I’D WAITED AN HOUR UP THAT TREE
I’d waited an hour up that tree
In a position that I could see
And my patience rewarded me
As she appeared in the bedroom nakedly
The beautiful little piece of fluff
I could see standing there in the buff
And I copped an eyeful of her chuff
And the most delightful little muff
But then quite embarrassingly
A man mounted her quite rampantly
I realised it was my young brother Lee
And that was when I fell out of the tree
OODLES
There is more to life than boodle
So if you use your noodle
And find yourself a piece of Strudel
To have a bit of a canoodle
She might let you stroke her poodle
You might even get the whole caboodle
DEGRADED AND SPENT
Degraded and spent
Sullied but unashamed
She awoke in his arms
OMG
OMG your tits are huge
Firm and round
And gravity defying
Not resting on the ground
OMG your tits are astounding
So pleasing to the touch
A couple of beauties
To adoringly clutch
OMG bad for your posture
Is that what they say?
Well a little back pain
Is a small price to pay
THE WALKING WOUNDED
The walking wounded
And the living dead
The quibbling siblings
Daisy, Maisie and Fred
Every Tennis menace
And Rugger bugger
Every football hooligan
Every thief and mugger
Well they’re all at it, everyone
Every daughter and son
Him and her and me and you
Doing what birds and bees do
DIRTY LITTLE WITCH
She is a dirty little witch
And you have that horny itch
To feel your swollen cock twitch
So pop on a night fighter
Its time for your bishop’s mitre
To penetrate the pillow biter
PEEPING TOM
Well what a life changing experience
Before my surgery I could barely see
It was like looking through frosted glass
Shapes and colours seen indistinctly
But when the dressing came off
I could see much better, just a little misty
Like looking through steamed up glass
But now even the mist has cleared
And I can see everything perfectly
I can see the girl I love as clear as day
But I still have to climb up a tree to do it
LOOSE WOMEN
I always thought
The Essex girls were loose
Of very easy virtue
And well up for a goose
The pretty ones
With the mate like a Moose
The sad old slappers
Who were easy to seduce
And the dirty ones
Who liked it up the caboose
Well I now have to say
I have managed to deduce
That girls everywhere
Do it with the least excuse
18-30 HOLS
I love the 18-30 hols
Making out with the foreign dolls
Some of them are just a bit flirty
Some of them are just plain dirty
Some of them are straight laced
Some of them are just two faced
And tell you No to your face
Then you see to their disgrace
They don’t have any underwear
Wearing nothing at all down there
Zonda pantaloon, uden undies
Nashi cami, fuera frillies
Bez briefs, No hose, senza smalls
Nicht knicks, Sans pants, bugger all
No thongs, panties or bloomers,
No knickers, big pants or drawers
Ilman, Gan, Sin, Uten, Utan, without
The dirty little minx’s are wearing nout
SPECIAL DELIVERY
There stood I, naked, in phallic splendour
Ready to give service roughly or tender
Suitably aroused for a service to render
“I have a special delivery here for Brenda”
And she marked it cruelly “Return to sender”
While idly watching you undress
I have a thought, of course one of lust
And as I pondered thoughtfully
You caught me watching but showed no disgust
You were used to my libidinous bent
And happy to let me do, as I must
And as long as it ended with a good seeing too
You weren’t really fussed
IT’S A MUST-O
You said you were not fussed-o
When I said I’m full of lust-o
Oh let me fondle at your bust-o
Then we can go at it with gusto
You said well if you really must-o
Come and exorcise your lust-o
LECHEROUS
When I see a young woman
Dressed seductively to flirt
I wonder what I would find
Hiding up beneath her skirt
Will it be the neatest nest?
Or the wildest overgrown thatch
Will it be the fullest bush?
Or an over groomed snatch
And if there is a hairy muff
Will the collar match the cuff?
The answer is of no import
Its just an old mans dirty thought
THE SURE THING
She was a dirty horny little cow
And I wanted her and how
I saw her breasts small and pert
And wanted to explore up her skirt
I knew about her slutty reputation
That she’d do it without hesitation
So it was a case of when and not if
And that thought was making me stiff
So you can imagine my surprise
When she stood hornily before my eye
She gave me the once over and told me no
And said that even she wasn’t that low
I’D WAITED AN HOUR UP THAT TREE
I’d waited an hour up that tree
In a position that I could see
And my patience rewarded me
As she appeared in the bedroom nakedly
The beautiful little piece of fluff
I could see standing there in the buff
And I copped an eyeful of her chuff
And the most delightful little muff
But then quite embarrassingly
A man mounted her quite rampantly
I realised it was my young brother Lee
And that was when I fell out of the tree
OODLES
There is more to life than boodle
So if you use your noodle
And find yourself a piece of Strudel
To have a bit of a canoodle
She might let you stroke her poodle
You might even get the whole caboodle
DEGRADED AND SPENT
Degraded and spent
Sullied but unashamed
She awoke in his arms
OMG
OMG your tits are huge
Firm and round
And gravity defying
Not resting on the ground
OMG your tits are astounding
So pleasing to the touch
A couple of beauties
To adoringly clutch
OMG bad for your posture
Is that what they say?
Well a little back pain
Is a small price to pay
THE WALKING WOUNDED
The walking wounded
And the living dead
The quibbling siblings
Daisy, Maisie and Fred
Every Tennis menace
And Rugger bugger
Every football hooligan
Every thief and mugger
Well they’re all at it, everyone
Every daughter and son
Him and her and me and you
Doing what birds and bees do
DIRTY LITTLE WITCH
She is a dirty little witch
And you have that horny itch
To feel your swollen cock twitch
So pop on a night fighter
Its time for your bishop’s mitre
To penetrate the pillow biter
PEEPING TOM
Well what a life changing experience
Before my surgery I could barely see
It was like looking through frosted glass
Shapes and colours seen indistinctly
But when the dressing came off
I could see much better, just a little misty
Like looking through steamed up glass
But now even the mist has cleared
And I can see everything perfectly
I can see the girl I love as clear as day
But I still have to climb up a tree to do it
LOOSE WOMEN
I always thought
The Essex girls were loose
Of very easy virtue
And well up for a goose
The pretty ones
With the mate like a Moose
The sad old slappers
Who were easy to seduce
And the dirty ones
Who liked it up the caboose
Well I now have to say
I have managed to deduce
That girls everywhere
Do it with the least excuse
18-30 HOLS
I love the 18-30 hols
Making out with the foreign dolls
Some of them are just a bit flirty
Some of them are just plain dirty
Some of them are straight laced
Some of them are just two faced
And tell you No to your face
Then you see to their disgrace
They don’t have any underwear
Wearing nothing at all down there
Zonda pantaloon, uden undies
Nashi cami, fuera frillies
Bez briefs, No hose, senza smalls
Nicht knicks, Sans pants, bugger all
No thongs, panties or bloomers,
No knickers, big pants or drawers
Ilman, Gan, Sin, Uten, Utan, without
The dirty little minx’s are wearing nout
SPECIAL DELIVERY
There stood I, naked, in phallic splendour
Ready to give service roughly or tender
Suitably aroused for a service to render
“I have a special delivery here for Brenda”
And she marked it cruelly “Return to sender”
GIRLS, GIRLS, GIRLS
BIG MO
Big Mo was engineered
To perfection
Designed for comfort
And consummate pleasure
From her long shapely legs,
Ample buttocks
And rolling hips
To her well filled blouse
Big Mo was
State of the art
A fast little number
With a fine racing chassis
Bodywork with Classic lines
Well upholstered
With a lush interior
A well run motor
Purrs like a kitten
When warmed up
When well oiled
Hot and racy
Naught to naked
In 30 seconds
Naught to naughty
All nightlong
GAYNOR
Gaynor was pretty enough
Not top draw or second rate
But apart from being common
Gaynor was unfortunately Jailbait
DEBBIE
I went out with a Debbie once
But most men of my generation
Have been out with a Debbie
It was hard to avoid any association
It was because of Debbie Reynolds
The actress from America
She was in “Singing in the Rain”
You know, Carrie Fishers Mother
They were hard to avoid anyway
They came in all shapes and sizes
Some were full of port and lemon
Some were full of surprises
But don’t think the name made
Debbie’s different to any other
I’m just bitter because my Debbie
Went off with my brother
BRENDA’S BUM
Brenda’s bum was the roundest
The most ethetically soundest
Being perfectly symetrical
Globular and spherical
And firm to the touch
Which I liked very much
So for me the number one
Was Brenda’s perfect bum
STEPHANIE
She was certainly a sight
To wet any appetite
Elegant and graceful
Understatedly sexual
Outshining the sex kittens
The vamps and the vixens
Mouth-wateringly tantalising
Deliciously appetising
All the time she was there
All eyes consumed her
She would grace any menu
At any type of venue
But her appearance was brief
She was but an aperitif
But she was surely a sight
To wet any appetite
BELINDA
I don’t have a foot fetish
I am not particularly into feet
But Belinda’s were perfection
Exquisitely small and neat
I’ve always thought feet ugly
I know mine are of that kind
But her perfect painted toes
Made me change my mind
CHARLIES LEGS
Charlie had fabulous legs
From ankle up to her thigh
And wrapped in black stocking
They really caught the eye
SALLY
Sally was a lovely girl,
The daughter of family friends
Our parents thought to interfere
To join us for the own ends
And being in Sally’s company
Was enjoyable and pleasing
We had always been close
Sharing jokes and teasing
But anything else than that
I would just have to resist her
For to have a sexual relationship
Would have been like bedding my sister
But I was relieved to find out
That Sally had told her mother
That it was simply immoral
To be expected to marry her brother
JUICY LUCY
Juicy Lucy
Game and goosey
Lucy loosey
What a watusi
Juicy Lucy
Loosey goosey
LAURA, LAURA
Laura, Laura
How I adore her
I saw her, Laura.
Laura with the Aura
I saw her with Cora,
The lovely Senora
What’s she doing for her?
Laura for the Senora
Ah she’s sharing her Aura
PANDORA
Ah there’s Pandora see?
Satisfying Laura Lee
And she doing it orally
DIRTY SUSIE
While dirty Susie
Was giving me a blow
She did so well
I almost let my load go
So I withdrew myself
From the abyss
Sucked at her tits
And gave her muff a kiss
Then I bent her over
For doggie kind
Then banged her snatch
From behind
GERTY
A young lady called Gerty
Is perky and flirty
Divertingly perty
And just down right dirty
MARTI
A young lady called Marti
Is vivacious and hearty
And just a bit tarty
But great fun at a party
Big Mo was engineered
To perfection
Designed for comfort
And consummate pleasure
From her long shapely legs,
Ample buttocks
And rolling hips
To her well filled blouse
Big Mo was
State of the art
A fast little number
With a fine racing chassis
Bodywork with Classic lines
Well upholstered
With a lush interior
A well run motor
Purrs like a kitten
When warmed up
When well oiled
Hot and racy
Naught to naked
In 30 seconds
Naught to naughty
All nightlong
GAYNOR
Gaynor was pretty enough
Not top draw or second rate
But apart from being common
Gaynor was unfortunately Jailbait
DEBBIE
I went out with a Debbie once
But most men of my generation
Have been out with a Debbie
It was hard to avoid any association
It was because of Debbie Reynolds
The actress from America
She was in “Singing in the Rain”
You know, Carrie Fishers Mother
They were hard to avoid anyway
They came in all shapes and sizes
Some were full of port and lemon
Some were full of surprises
But don’t think the name made
Debbie’s different to any other
I’m just bitter because my Debbie
Went off with my brother
BRENDA’S BUM
Brenda’s bum was the roundest
The most ethetically soundest
Being perfectly symetrical
Globular and spherical
And firm to the touch
Which I liked very much
So for me the number one
Was Brenda’s perfect bum
STEPHANIE
She was certainly a sight
To wet any appetite
Elegant and graceful
Understatedly sexual
Outshining the sex kittens
The vamps and the vixens
Mouth-wateringly tantalising
Deliciously appetising
All the time she was there
All eyes consumed her
She would grace any menu
At any type of venue
But her appearance was brief
She was but an aperitif
But she was surely a sight
To wet any appetite
BELINDA
I don’t have a foot fetish
I am not particularly into feet
But Belinda’s were perfection
Exquisitely small and neat
I’ve always thought feet ugly
I know mine are of that kind
But her perfect painted toes
Made me change my mind
CHARLIES LEGS
Charlie had fabulous legs
From ankle up to her thigh
And wrapped in black stocking
They really caught the eye
SALLY
Sally was a lovely girl,
The daughter of family friends
Our parents thought to interfere
To join us for the own ends
And being in Sally’s company
Was enjoyable and pleasing
We had always been close
Sharing jokes and teasing
But anything else than that
I would just have to resist her
For to have a sexual relationship
Would have been like bedding my sister
But I was relieved to find out
That Sally had told her mother
That it was simply immoral
To be expected to marry her brother
JUICY LUCY
Juicy Lucy
Game and goosey
Lucy loosey
What a watusi
Juicy Lucy
Loosey goosey
LAURA, LAURA
Laura, Laura
How I adore her
I saw her, Laura.
Laura with the Aura
I saw her with Cora,
The lovely Senora
What’s she doing for her?
Laura for the Senora
Ah she’s sharing her Aura
PANDORA
Ah there’s Pandora see?
Satisfying Laura Lee
And she doing it orally
DIRTY SUSIE
While dirty Susie
Was giving me a blow
She did so well
I almost let my load go
So I withdrew myself
From the abyss
Sucked at her tits
And gave her muff a kiss
Then I bent her over
For doggie kind
Then banged her snatch
From behind
GERTY
A young lady called Gerty
Is perky and flirty
Divertingly perty
And just down right dirty
MARTI
A young lady called Marti
Is vivacious and hearty
And just a bit tarty
But great fun at a party
EROTIC LINES
STRANGERS ON A TRAIN
She had blocked the corridor
And I had blocked her passage
And an enpasse had been reached
Which was not so easy to assuage
Eventually compromise reigned
And ground was conceided equally
And accomodations were reached
A curt embrace followed, continentaly
This led surpisingly to kissing
Then there was cuddling and huggage
And passions burned brighty
And we made love amongst the luggage
RELISHING THE MOMENT
If opportunity exposed
A glimse of stocking top
Before my licentious eyes.
Should my perusal stop?
Should I avert my gaze?
From a most pleasing sight
Or consider it serendipidous
And drink in the delight
THE FLIRTING AND THE FLAUNTING
We looked through the eyes of lovers
The flirting and the flaunting passed
The want and need self evident
Then I was kissing her
Urgently with burning passion
And her response matched my intensity
As her passion deepened
She tore at my clothes, and I at hers
Then in our nakedness
Came the toying and teasing
Her fingers on me caressing and stroking
Mine on her touching and penertrating
Then I consumed her eager flesh
In its tender succulence
Like a ravenous beast
We made love like never before
Till we lay spent in our disgrace
IN THE PALM OF HER HAND
She holds me in the palm of her hand
In a literal sense, body and soul
Her fingers wrap around me
And she tugs on me roughly
Playing with my shaft
Then faster and faster
Until I’m nearly there, then she stops
And she’s on her knees
Her mouth enveloping me
Working on me eagerly
But she plays with me
Getting me close then stopping
Then starting again, then again
Until I thought I was losing my mind
Then again she takes me to the abyss
Closer and closer and closer
Until I explode and then I am consumed
LANDSCAPE OF PLEASURE
My hands glide over her curves
And contours in a sensual exploration
Of the silken landscape
Her flesh tingles at my touch
Breathe starting to pant
Her nipples swell in arousal
Standing in sharp relief
I feel the glow of passion swell in me
And with nimble fingers
I explore her seat of musk
Then like a bee would visit a dewy rose
I sip nectar from her moist blossom
Drinking deeply of her labial delights
Before entering her portal of ecstasy
IN HER SILK NIGHTDRESS
In her silk nightdress
Each movement made the surface
Ripple like fresh milk
ON THE CUSP
I saw a girl, older,
And on the cusp of womanhood
Who would make me a man
A GENTLE CARESS AT THE NAPE
A gentle caress at the nape of my neck
A kiss smouldering upon the lips
Your gentle hands on my skin
Electricity passing from your fingertips
Your hands slide across my back
Down to my waist and then my hips
Only when we carnally entwine
Will we reach our ultimate eclipse
EBONY SILK
Her skin was like polished ebony
And was silken to the touch
Her breasts were equisitely formed
And the dusky tips stood proud
As they welcomed my mouth
My fingers carressed her soft belly
Slowly down to the coarse triangle
That stood sentinel
To the velvety prize beyond
PURE BLISS
Skin as pure
As fresh drawn milk
And to the touch
Velvet, satin and silk
No blemish
But for natures kiss
A beauty
Made for sensual bliss
I KISSED EVERY INCH
I kissed every inch
Of her sweet perfume skin
From the nape of her neck,
Collar bone and throat,
To each perfect breast
Across her soft belly
To her luscious loins
Where I consumed
Her sweet sensuality
EACH BREATH
Each stroke
Each caress
Brought more eager breath
Each gasp
Each pant
Made you more animate
Each sigh
Each moan
Changed your expressive tone
Each cry
Each scream
Lived in this erotic dream
Each whimper
Each exclaim
Led you to when you came
She had blocked the corridor
And I had blocked her passage
And an enpasse had been reached
Which was not so easy to assuage
Eventually compromise reigned
And ground was conceided equally
And accomodations were reached
A curt embrace followed, continentaly
This led surpisingly to kissing
Then there was cuddling and huggage
And passions burned brighty
And we made love amongst the luggage
RELISHING THE MOMENT
If opportunity exposed
A glimse of stocking top
Before my licentious eyes.
Should my perusal stop?
Should I avert my gaze?
From a most pleasing sight
Or consider it serendipidous
And drink in the delight
THE FLIRTING AND THE FLAUNTING
We looked through the eyes of lovers
The flirting and the flaunting passed
The want and need self evident
Then I was kissing her
Urgently with burning passion
And her response matched my intensity
As her passion deepened
She tore at my clothes, and I at hers
Then in our nakedness
Came the toying and teasing
Her fingers on me caressing and stroking
Mine on her touching and penertrating
Then I consumed her eager flesh
In its tender succulence
Like a ravenous beast
We made love like never before
Till we lay spent in our disgrace
IN THE PALM OF HER HAND
She holds me in the palm of her hand
In a literal sense, body and soul
Her fingers wrap around me
And she tugs on me roughly
Playing with my shaft
Then faster and faster
Until I’m nearly there, then she stops
And she’s on her knees
Her mouth enveloping me
Working on me eagerly
But she plays with me
Getting me close then stopping
Then starting again, then again
Until I thought I was losing my mind
Then again she takes me to the abyss
Closer and closer and closer
Until I explode and then I am consumed
LANDSCAPE OF PLEASURE
My hands glide over her curves
And contours in a sensual exploration
Of the silken landscape
Her flesh tingles at my touch
Breathe starting to pant
Her nipples swell in arousal
Standing in sharp relief
I feel the glow of passion swell in me
And with nimble fingers
I explore her seat of musk
Then like a bee would visit a dewy rose
I sip nectar from her moist blossom
Drinking deeply of her labial delights
Before entering her portal of ecstasy
IN HER SILK NIGHTDRESS
In her silk nightdress
Each movement made the surface
Ripple like fresh milk
ON THE CUSP
I saw a girl, older,
And on the cusp of womanhood
Who would make me a man
A GENTLE CARESS AT THE NAPE
A gentle caress at the nape of my neck
A kiss smouldering upon the lips
Your gentle hands on my skin
Electricity passing from your fingertips
Your hands slide across my back
Down to my waist and then my hips
Only when we carnally entwine
Will we reach our ultimate eclipse
EBONY SILK
Her skin was like polished ebony
And was silken to the touch
Her breasts were equisitely formed
And the dusky tips stood proud
As they welcomed my mouth
My fingers carressed her soft belly
Slowly down to the coarse triangle
That stood sentinel
To the velvety prize beyond
PURE BLISS
Skin as pure
As fresh drawn milk
And to the touch
Velvet, satin and silk
No blemish
But for natures kiss
A beauty
Made for sensual bliss
I KISSED EVERY INCH
I kissed every inch
Of her sweet perfume skin
From the nape of her neck,
Collar bone and throat,
To each perfect breast
Across her soft belly
To her luscious loins
Where I consumed
Her sweet sensuality
EACH BREATH
Each stroke
Each caress
Brought more eager breath
Each gasp
Each pant
Made you more animate
Each sigh
Each moan
Changed your expressive tone
Each cry
Each scream
Lived in this erotic dream
Each whimper
Each exclaim
Led you to when you came
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EVERY CORNER OF THE WORLD (4)
From the Bell Rock Light House
And the North Sea swells
To the Newfoundland grand banks
Were the hardy seamen dwell
I will follow you to the ends of the earth
Because you’re my special mademoiselle
EVERY CORNER OF THE WORLD (5)
I have stood in view of the Mongolian steppes
I have stood upon the Pacific Ocean shore
I have stood on Virginias Blue Ridge Mountains
I have looked from Cape St Vincent in awe
I have seen many things in my long life
It is my plan to live to see many more
But I know I will never see more beauty
Now I stand beside you of that I’m sure
PLUVIAL SEATTLE
I am a sun worshipper by nature
An inclement climate doesn’t suit
But I love you with all my heart
You’re pretty and witty and cute
But now you’re off to Washington
You have decided to totally uproot
And relocate to Seattle of all places
A place of frequent rain by repute
So should I trade the Californian Sun?
For the long wet winter commutes
I worship you more than the sun
You’re pretty and witty and cute
So even Seattle’s pluvial reputation
Will not deter me from pursuit
EVERY CORNER OF THE WORLD (6)
I have stood by the Anatolian salt springs
I have stood upon Lake Victoria’s shore
I have stood in the Himalayan Mountains
I have looked upon St Helens eruption in awe
I have seen many things in my long life
It is my plan to live to see many more
But I know I will never see more beauty
Now I stand beside you of that I’m sure
CAUGHT IN THAT FIRST INSTANT
Caught in that first instant,
That first take, from a distance
There appeared from the Woodlands edge
A kind of low misty apparition
Almost like a cloud of drifting smoke
Emerging from the tree line
Of course when I got closer I realised
It was just the flowering Hawthorn
STAR-CROSSED WALKERS
A star-crossed couple in the park,
Walking hand in hand in the dark
They don’t care about wind and snow
They have a love to keep them aglow
I TRIED
I tried to win your heart
With every step and stride
With my every waking breath
My troth I fervently plied
Wearing my heart on my sleeve
I let my heart be my guide
But “never in this world”
You disdainfully replied
You killed my love
With your callous amouricide
And you left me broken
When you cast me aside
I gambled and failed
And there was no place to hide
But I didn’t just try and fail
Sadly I tried and died
IT TOOK A MINUTE
It took a minute, or less,
To pick you from the crowd
Within an hour, I truly knew
What a special person you were
By the end of that first day
I had fallen in love with you
Now at the end of your last day I know
It will take a lifetime to forget you
From the Bell Rock Light House
And the North Sea swells
To the Newfoundland grand banks
Were the hardy seamen dwell
I will follow you to the ends of the earth
Because you’re my special mademoiselle
EVERY CORNER OF THE WORLD (5)
I have stood in view of the Mongolian steppes
I have stood upon the Pacific Ocean shore
I have stood on Virginias Blue Ridge Mountains
I have looked from Cape St Vincent in awe
I have seen many things in my long life
It is my plan to live to see many more
But I know I will never see more beauty
Now I stand beside you of that I’m sure
PLUVIAL SEATTLE
I am a sun worshipper by nature
An inclement climate doesn’t suit
But I love you with all my heart
You’re pretty and witty and cute
But now you’re off to Washington
You have decided to totally uproot
And relocate to Seattle of all places
A place of frequent rain by repute
So should I trade the Californian Sun?
For the long wet winter commutes
I worship you more than the sun
You’re pretty and witty and cute
So even Seattle’s pluvial reputation
Will not deter me from pursuit
EVERY CORNER OF THE WORLD (6)
I have stood by the Anatolian salt springs
I have stood upon Lake Victoria’s shore
I have stood in the Himalayan Mountains
I have looked upon St Helens eruption in awe
I have seen many things in my long life
It is my plan to live to see many more
But I know I will never see more beauty
Now I stand beside you of that I’m sure
CAUGHT IN THAT FIRST INSTANT
Caught in that first instant,
That first take, from a distance
There appeared from the Woodlands edge
A kind of low misty apparition
Almost like a cloud of drifting smoke
Emerging from the tree line
Of course when I got closer I realised
It was just the flowering Hawthorn
STAR-CROSSED WALKERS
A star-crossed couple in the park,
Walking hand in hand in the dark
They don’t care about wind and snow
They have a love to keep them aglow
I TRIED
I tried to win your heart
With every step and stride
With my every waking breath
My troth I fervently plied
Wearing my heart on my sleeve
I let my heart be my guide
But “never in this world”
You disdainfully replied
You killed my love
With your callous amouricide
And you left me broken
When you cast me aside
I gambled and failed
And there was no place to hide
But I didn’t just try and fail
Sadly I tried and died
IT TOOK A MINUTE
It took a minute, or less,
To pick you from the crowd
Within an hour, I truly knew
What a special person you were
By the end of that first day
I had fallen in love with you
Now at the end of your last day I know
It will take a lifetime to forget you
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I’LL KEEP A CANDLE BURNING
I’ll keep a candle burning
In the porch window
I’ll keep it burning there
Through wind and rain and snow
I’ll keep it burning brightly
Just to let you know
That I still love you baby
And I don’t want to let you go
JUST ONE SIGHT
Just one sight is all
It takes and I can't sleep,
For dreaming of you
STUDY BUDDY
She was just my study buddy
She wasn’t anything to me
She just agreed to help me out
With physics and chemistry
She was just my study buddy
She wasn’t interesting to me
But I’m not sure how it happened
But now were doing biology
YOU ARE THE BEAUTY
You are the beauty,
The reason for my infatuation,
And my existence
I WILL ONLY GIVE MY LOVE
I will only give my love
To someone deserving, who
Will know its true value
IT ONLY TOOK
It only took a kiss and a smile
A slow walk down the aisle
And you changed my life
When you became my wife
CAUGHT IN THE SHADOWS
Caught in the shadows, tears,
My only true companion, trapped
In abject despair
UPON THE CHESSBOARD
Upon the chessboard
The pieces move
And change their futures
Their course and direction
And I want that
I want to make a move
In a different direction
Toward a different future
I will set a new course
And face what presents itself
There is nothing I can’t do
FALLING TOO EASILY
Falling too easily
Brings you only heartbreak
And bitter tears in the end
EVERY CORNER OF THE WORLD (3)
From Scotland’s stormy western isles
To the land of the rising sun
I will follow you to the ends of the earth
Because for me you’re the only one
I’ll keep a candle burning
In the porch window
I’ll keep it burning there
Through wind and rain and snow
I’ll keep it burning brightly
Just to let you know
That I still love you baby
And I don’t want to let you go
JUST ONE SIGHT
Just one sight is all
It takes and I can't sleep,
For dreaming of you
STUDY BUDDY
She was just my study buddy
She wasn’t anything to me
She just agreed to help me out
With physics and chemistry
She was just my study buddy
She wasn’t interesting to me
But I’m not sure how it happened
But now were doing biology
YOU ARE THE BEAUTY
You are the beauty,
The reason for my infatuation,
And my existence
I WILL ONLY GIVE MY LOVE
I will only give my love
To someone deserving, who
Will know its true value
IT ONLY TOOK
It only took a kiss and a smile
A slow walk down the aisle
And you changed my life
When you became my wife
CAUGHT IN THE SHADOWS
Caught in the shadows, tears,
My only true companion, trapped
In abject despair
UPON THE CHESSBOARD
Upon the chessboard
The pieces move
And change their futures
Their course and direction
And I want that
I want to make a move
In a different direction
Toward a different future
I will set a new course
And face what presents itself
There is nothing I can’t do
FALLING TOO EASILY
Falling too easily
Brings you only heartbreak
And bitter tears in the end
EVERY CORNER OF THE WORLD (3)
From Scotland’s stormy western isles
To the land of the rising sun
I will follow you to the ends of the earth
Because for me you’re the only one
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SWEET JOANNE
Sweet Joanne
With the perfect tan
Consummate style
And the white toothed smile
Joanne so fair
With the brunette hair
Oh hear my plea
Won’t you please go out with me?
PRETTY LITTLE JO
Pretty Little Jo
You confuse me so
You are prettily petite
With size three feet
You are funny and quirky
And infectiously perky
You act just like a girl
In your ribbons and curls
But pretty little Jo
What confuses me so
Is when you speak
Your voice is too deep
FINE AS SILKEN THREAD
Fine as silken thread
Her hair shone like burnished
Gold, in the bright sunlight
A PERFECT CIRCLE
A perfect circle
Of love has enveloped me
An eternal circle
A TRUE LOVE
Our love is a true love,
An everlasting for-
ever love, our true love
WE ARE SEPARATE NOW
We are separate now,
Irrevocably apart
So why do you refuse
To leave my broken heart
I CHANGED ON THAT DAY
I changed on that day
For the whole world to see
When I asked you out
And you didn’t flee
You wernt rude to me
Or laugh hysterically
Instead you smiled
And then said yes to me
And I changed again
For the whole world to see
When I said I love you
And you said you loved me
A TANGLED WEB
A tangled web of
Lies, woven of jelous spite
Brought you solitude
SORRY IF YOU CAUGHT ME STARING
Sorry if you caught me staring
But it was your fault to be fair
I was bedazzled by your beauty
And your shock of flaming hair
So what else could I have done?
But stand open mouthed and stare
I WHISPERED
I whispered those three
Words to you and you replied,
But I love you more
Sweet Joanne
With the perfect tan
Consummate style
And the white toothed smile
Joanne so fair
With the brunette hair
Oh hear my plea
Won’t you please go out with me?
PRETTY LITTLE JO
Pretty Little Jo
You confuse me so
You are prettily petite
With size three feet
You are funny and quirky
And infectiously perky
You act just like a girl
In your ribbons and curls
But pretty little Jo
What confuses me so
Is when you speak
Your voice is too deep
FINE AS SILKEN THREAD
Fine as silken thread
Her hair shone like burnished
Gold, in the bright sunlight
A PERFECT CIRCLE
A perfect circle
Of love has enveloped me
An eternal circle
A TRUE LOVE
Our love is a true love,
An everlasting for-
ever love, our true love
WE ARE SEPARATE NOW
We are separate now,
Irrevocably apart
So why do you refuse
To leave my broken heart
I CHANGED ON THAT DAY
I changed on that day
For the whole world to see
When I asked you out
And you didn’t flee
You wernt rude to me
Or laugh hysterically
Instead you smiled
And then said yes to me
And I changed again
For the whole world to see
When I said I love you
And you said you loved me
A TANGLED WEB
A tangled web of
Lies, woven of jelous spite
Brought you solitude
SORRY IF YOU CAUGHT ME STARING
Sorry if you caught me staring
But it was your fault to be fair
I was bedazzled by your beauty
And your shock of flaming hair
So what else could I have done?
But stand open mouthed and stare
I WHISPERED
I whispered those three
Words to you and you replied,
But I love you more
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FILL ME UP
Without you in my life
My cup is an empty whim
Your love nourishes and fills
Me right up to the brim
ONLY WINDOW DRESSING
Lovely as you are,
Beauty is only window dressing,
Beauty lies within
PERFECT CLARITY
True beauty will only shine
With perfect clarity from
A heart full of kindness
THE FLAME OF PASSION
Promise me that you will
Let the flame of passion always
Burn within your heart
LONG AND LONELY NIGHTS
Without you at my side
All my nights are long and lonely,
And all my days are empty
THE BEAUTY OF HEAVEN
The clouds obscure each star
But the beauty of heavens array
Is just out of sight
VISIBLE IN THE CLARITY
How gently she smiled, with
Love visible in the clarity
Of her perfect green eyes
I COUNT MY BLESSINGS
I count my blessings
I count them twice
I thank the lord
For one so nice
I will always love you
Until the very end
You are my lover
My wife and my friend
ALL MY EGGS IN ONE BASKET
I gave my heart, and put
All my eggs in one basket, but
I have no regrets
YOUR DELICATE HAND
Your delicate hand
Is pale, your finger perfect
To fit the golden band
Without you in my life
My cup is an empty whim
Your love nourishes and fills
Me right up to the brim
ONLY WINDOW DRESSING
Lovely as you are,
Beauty is only window dressing,
Beauty lies within
PERFECT CLARITY
True beauty will only shine
With perfect clarity from
A heart full of kindness
THE FLAME OF PASSION
Promise me that you will
Let the flame of passion always
Burn within your heart
LONG AND LONELY NIGHTS
Without you at my side
All my nights are long and lonely,
And all my days are empty
THE BEAUTY OF HEAVEN
The clouds obscure each star
But the beauty of heavens array
Is just out of sight
VISIBLE IN THE CLARITY
How gently she smiled, with
Love visible in the clarity
Of her perfect green eyes
I COUNT MY BLESSINGS
I count my blessings
I count them twice
I thank the lord
For one so nice
I will always love you
Until the very end
You are my lover
My wife and my friend
ALL MY EGGS IN ONE BASKET
I gave my heart, and put
All my eggs in one basket, but
I have no regrets
YOUR DELICATE HAND
Your delicate hand
Is pale, your finger perfect
To fit the golden band
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LIVING ON THE DEFENSIVE
She told me that she loved me
And I didn't know how to react
I’m afraid to say I love her
I want to keep my heart intact
Is it time to let down my guard?
Should I tell her how I feel?
What if she is false or insincere
My heart may never heal
Should I expose my feelings?
Even though I feel insecure
But if I keep my feelings secret
Or wait until I am certain sure
I risk undermining her love
Blemishing it at its very start
And I could lose her love forever
And that would break my heart
WITH MY PETTY JEALOUSY
Sibilant whisperings
Greeted me
For it was I
Who stole their glee
The gathering
Looked upon me
As the architect
Of their misery
They could barely
Keep their hate inside
At this wedding
Without a bride
It was all my doing
With my petty jealousy
And with it in me
I had made her flee
HAPPINESS WAS THE HARBINGER
Happiness was the harbinger
Of my doom
Happy laughter echoed
In every joyful room
But we were too happy
That was our crime
The God’s couldn’t bear
To see us happy all the time
So they sent the angels
To take you from my side
They took your life
And left me dead inside
Sadness envelops me
As I kneel by your grave
I try to keep back the tears
I try my hardest to be brave
But they come anyway
My grief is unconfined
My dear sweet angel,
Resides with others of her kind
I curse the selfish Gods
For their spiteful jealousy
And pray to them also
To come soon and take me
NO MERE FRIPPERY
Though some thought her unworldly
I thought she was cute
I think not being wise in the ways of the world
Is an attractive trait
It left her with an air of innocence
Untainted by convention
Some thought her a mere frippery
I thought her beyond price
But I was in a minority of one
And to my great relief I found
She was overlooked by the rest
Which left this sweet curiosity
Exclusively to me
She was my Tulip in an onion field
My Daisy in a Rose boquet
She is now my constant companion
The love of my life
SHE’S THE BUTTERFLY KIND
She’s the butterfly kind
With a butterfly mind
Always moving she never sits
Her head is full of thoughts that flit
The butterfly miss
With the butterfly kiss
ENTWINED IN THE AFTERGLOW
Passions spent in our libidinous embrace
Loves contented glow upon her face
I feel safe lying entwined in the afterglow
But in the morn will love melt like April snow
Or will its strength sustain in longevity
Or shall we remark upon its easy brevity
I could lay here forever cocooned in eternal love
We are a perfect fit, the hand and the glove
But if it didn’t last forever I still had - this
Then gently on her soft flesh I leave a loving kiss
And I urged myself to live in the moment
And know that there I could be content
THE MARINERS TALE
Marked by the tides of love,
We almost breached the sea wall
Before our fortunes waned
And we began our Titanic fall
From the crest of a wave
To the depths of the deepest sea
Marks the rise and fall
Of the love between you and me
I CAN SEE YOU ARE BLESSED
I can see you are blessed
With love in your heart
I see it in your face
Radiant like a sunburst
The glow on your cheek
When he’s near you
And the clarity in your eyes
When you look at him
And that self satisfied smile
Of utter contentment
You are in love
Without a doubt
I can read you like a book
And I can see a love story
A LIVING DREAM
A living dream
Changes the moments
Of my everyday existance
Into a time of bliss.
MONOCHROME WORLD
Without you today
Everything is grey, your love
Coloured all my world
She told me that she loved me
And I didn't know how to react
I’m afraid to say I love her
I want to keep my heart intact
Is it time to let down my guard?
Should I tell her how I feel?
What if she is false or insincere
My heart may never heal
Should I expose my feelings?
Even though I feel insecure
But if I keep my feelings secret
Or wait until I am certain sure
I risk undermining her love
Blemishing it at its very start
And I could lose her love forever
And that would break my heart
WITH MY PETTY JEALOUSY
Sibilant whisperings
Greeted me
For it was I
Who stole their glee
The gathering
Looked upon me
As the architect
Of their misery
They could barely
Keep their hate inside
At this wedding
Without a bride
It was all my doing
With my petty jealousy
And with it in me
I had made her flee
HAPPINESS WAS THE HARBINGER
Happiness was the harbinger
Of my doom
Happy laughter echoed
In every joyful room
But we were too happy
That was our crime
The God’s couldn’t bear
To see us happy all the time
So they sent the angels
To take you from my side
They took your life
And left me dead inside
Sadness envelops me
As I kneel by your grave
I try to keep back the tears
I try my hardest to be brave
But they come anyway
My grief is unconfined
My dear sweet angel,
Resides with others of her kind
I curse the selfish Gods
For their spiteful jealousy
And pray to them also
To come soon and take me
NO MERE FRIPPERY
Though some thought her unworldly
I thought she was cute
I think not being wise in the ways of the world
Is an attractive trait
It left her with an air of innocence
Untainted by convention
Some thought her a mere frippery
I thought her beyond price
But I was in a minority of one
And to my great relief I found
She was overlooked by the rest
Which left this sweet curiosity
Exclusively to me
She was my Tulip in an onion field
My Daisy in a Rose boquet
She is now my constant companion
The love of my life
SHE’S THE BUTTERFLY KIND
She’s the butterfly kind
With a butterfly mind
Always moving she never sits
Her head is full of thoughts that flit
The butterfly miss
With the butterfly kiss
ENTWINED IN THE AFTERGLOW
Passions spent in our libidinous embrace
Loves contented glow upon her face
I feel safe lying entwined in the afterglow
But in the morn will love melt like April snow
Or will its strength sustain in longevity
Or shall we remark upon its easy brevity
I could lay here forever cocooned in eternal love
We are a perfect fit, the hand and the glove
But if it didn’t last forever I still had - this
Then gently on her soft flesh I leave a loving kiss
And I urged myself to live in the moment
And know that there I could be content
THE MARINERS TALE
Marked by the tides of love,
We almost breached the sea wall
Before our fortunes waned
And we began our Titanic fall
From the crest of a wave
To the depths of the deepest sea
Marks the rise and fall
Of the love between you and me
I CAN SEE YOU ARE BLESSED
I can see you are blessed
With love in your heart
I see it in your face
Radiant like a sunburst
The glow on your cheek
When he’s near you
And the clarity in your eyes
When you look at him
And that self satisfied smile
Of utter contentment
You are in love
Without a doubt
I can read you like a book
And I can see a love story
A LIVING DREAM
A living dream
Changes the moments
Of my everyday existance
Into a time of bliss.
MONOCHROME WORLD
Without you today
Everything is grey, your love
Coloured all my world
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RADIANCE AND BEAUTY
Radiance and beauty
Seeps out from your every pore,
Pure loveliness
I FEEL SUCH A LOVE
I feel such a love
Pulsating through my lonely heart
Rippling through my soul
WHEN YOU SIT NEXT TO ME
When you sit next to me
The skies seem to brighten
I feel sunlight on my skin
And all my senses heighten
Just being in such close proximity
Makes my old heart lighten
Just imagine if you only knew me
Then I’d be as invisible as a titan
MIX AND MATCH
If only you could mix and match
To build the perfect girl
It would be great fun
I think I’ll give it a whirl
Bits may be out of proportion
She may look odd I guess
But she will only have eyes for me
And she will only answer yes
THE MOST PERFECT WOMAN
If I could make
The perfect wife
To keep with me
All of my life
If I was able to
Build the perfect one
I would chose Charlie’s legs
And Brenda’s bum
Laura’s breasts
And Eliza’s back
Annie’s arms
And Connie’s neck
Jenny’s hands
And Sarah’s toes
Cassie’s ears
And Karen’s nose
Maureen’s mouth
And Stephanie’s grin
Doreen’s hair
And Patricia’s skin
Charlotte’s voice
And Debbie’s eyes
Joanne’s teeth
And Susan’s thighs
Emma’s grace
And Christine’s hips
Diane’s heart
And Penny’s lips
If this was something
That I could do
She would still not
Be as good as you
A WASTED LOVE
Do you know why,
Even after all these years,
When I close my eyes
Its your face I see
Even after all these years
My thoughts are of you
My dreams are of you
Its because I still love you
And I am stuck
In this mind set
Of not being able to love another
While I’m still in love with you
It’s a wasted love
Because you moved on
When I could not
Your heart is cold to me
While mine still burns for you
I've known that for years
But I cannot break free
And when my eyelids close
You are there behind them
BENEATH THE MOONLIT SKY
Beneath the moonlit sky
I looked at a star and wished
Then later that moonlit night
Beneath the moon we kissed
SHADOW DWELLER
I have always been content
To live in the shadows
Avoiding the limelight
Keeping out of the sun
Living on the fringes of life
Bathing in the reflected glory of my peers
Living life vicariously
Keeping the world at arms length
And keeping a low profile
Laughing at other peoples jokes
Rejoicing in other peoples good fortune
Cheering on other peoples success
Crying at other peoples weddings
Always the bridesmaid, never the bride
Always the uncle, never the father
Always the friend, never the lover
And why not? no harm no foul
Its safe wrapping yourself in Clingfilm
Living a sterile life, protected
Against the pain and hurt
That fills the world
And I was more than happy to do it
And I thought myself the better for it
But now I realise
I am incomplete
I have lived a half-life
Taking no risks
Not opening my shell
By not exposing myself to the dangers
I have denied myself the pleasures
Well no more will I be content
I will no longer inhabit the shadows
No more will I view life from the fringes
I want to be blinded by the limelight
I want to walk in the sunlight
Before it’s too late to live a full life
IF ONLY YOU WERE HERE
If only you were here
So I didn’t miss you
If only you were here
So I could kiss you
If only I had been
Granted three wishes
Then I would wish you here
And cover you in kisses
LIVING IN THE SHADOWS
I finaly looked into the shadows
And saw where you live
Because I’ve reached the end
I have no more to give
I really loved you
And I thought you loved me
But it wasn’t love
That you wanted from me
You wanted control, of
My every thought and deed
You brow beat me and bullied
Until you got me to conceed
You've always been there
Behind my tears
Belittleing and undermining
Feeding off my fears
Deprecating me, correcting me
Telling me I’m wrong
Bleeding me until I am weak
Making yourself strong
But all those empty years
I just couldn’t see
I was blind to just how bad
You really were for me
But now my eyes are open
And I see the man within
Those dark days are behind me
And my new life can begin
LOVE STRUCK
It feels like only yesterday
That you first came in to view
And the world seemed to stand still
As I looked at you
It seems like only yesterday
That cupids arrow took flight
And struck me through the heart
And it was love at first sight
Radiance and beauty
Seeps out from your every pore,
Pure loveliness
I FEEL SUCH A LOVE
I feel such a love
Pulsating through my lonely heart
Rippling through my soul
WHEN YOU SIT NEXT TO ME
When you sit next to me
The skies seem to brighten
I feel sunlight on my skin
And all my senses heighten
Just being in such close proximity
Makes my old heart lighten
Just imagine if you only knew me
Then I’d be as invisible as a titan
MIX AND MATCH
If only you could mix and match
To build the perfect girl
It would be great fun
I think I’ll give it a whirl
Bits may be out of proportion
She may look odd I guess
But she will only have eyes for me
And she will only answer yes
THE MOST PERFECT WOMAN
If I could make
The perfect wife
To keep with me
All of my life
If I was able to
Build the perfect one
I would chose Charlie’s legs
And Brenda’s bum
Laura’s breasts
And Eliza’s back
Annie’s arms
And Connie’s neck
Jenny’s hands
And Sarah’s toes
Cassie’s ears
And Karen’s nose
Maureen’s mouth
And Stephanie’s grin
Doreen’s hair
And Patricia’s skin
Charlotte’s voice
And Debbie’s eyes
Joanne’s teeth
And Susan’s thighs
Emma’s grace
And Christine’s hips
Diane’s heart
And Penny’s lips
If this was something
That I could do
She would still not
Be as good as you
A WASTED LOVE
Do you know why,
Even after all these years,
When I close my eyes
Its your face I see
Even after all these years
My thoughts are of you
My dreams are of you
Its because I still love you
And I am stuck
In this mind set
Of not being able to love another
While I’m still in love with you
It’s a wasted love
Because you moved on
When I could not
Your heart is cold to me
While mine still burns for you
I've known that for years
But I cannot break free
And when my eyelids close
You are there behind them
BENEATH THE MOONLIT SKY
Beneath the moonlit sky
I looked at a star and wished
Then later that moonlit night
Beneath the moon we kissed
SHADOW DWELLER
I have always been content
To live in the shadows
Avoiding the limelight
Keeping out of the sun
Living on the fringes of life
Bathing in the reflected glory of my peers
Living life vicariously
Keeping the world at arms length
And keeping a low profile
Laughing at other peoples jokes
Rejoicing in other peoples good fortune
Cheering on other peoples success
Crying at other peoples weddings
Always the bridesmaid, never the bride
Always the uncle, never the father
Always the friend, never the lover
And why not? no harm no foul
Its safe wrapping yourself in Clingfilm
Living a sterile life, protected
Against the pain and hurt
That fills the world
And I was more than happy to do it
And I thought myself the better for it
But now I realise
I am incomplete
I have lived a half-life
Taking no risks
Not opening my shell
By not exposing myself to the dangers
I have denied myself the pleasures
Well no more will I be content
I will no longer inhabit the shadows
No more will I view life from the fringes
I want to be blinded by the limelight
I want to walk in the sunlight
Before it’s too late to live a full life
IF ONLY YOU WERE HERE
If only you were here
So I didn’t miss you
If only you were here
So I could kiss you
If only I had been
Granted three wishes
Then I would wish you here
And cover you in kisses
LIVING IN THE SHADOWS
I finaly looked into the shadows
And saw where you live
Because I’ve reached the end
I have no more to give
I really loved you
And I thought you loved me
But it wasn’t love
That you wanted from me
You wanted control, of
My every thought and deed
You brow beat me and bullied
Until you got me to conceed
You've always been there
Behind my tears
Belittleing and undermining
Feeding off my fears
Deprecating me, correcting me
Telling me I’m wrong
Bleeding me until I am weak
Making yourself strong
But all those empty years
I just couldn’t see
I was blind to just how bad
You really were for me
But now my eyes are open
And I see the man within
Those dark days are behind me
And my new life can begin
LOVE STRUCK
It feels like only yesterday
That you first came in to view
And the world seemed to stand still
As I looked at you
It seems like only yesterday
That cupids arrow took flight
And struck me through the heart
And it was love at first sight
LET YOUR WIND GO FREE
WINDY WILL
Blow, blow thou inner wind -
Thou art so unkind
As man's flatulence
Thy toot is not so keen,
Because thou art not seen,
Although thy breath be rude
UNCONTAINABLE
The fetor of the sewerage farm
With its strong offensive smell
Could not be easily confined
Behind the high palings of its cell
A TRIBUTE TO LE PÉTOMANE
I got the tell tale sign
As I was stood in crowd
And I knew its containment
Would not be aloud
So what should I do?
Release a silent gaseous cloud
And slowly move away
Or just let rip long and loud
A fart of which
Le Pétomane would be proud
TRAPPED WIND
You feel the gripey twinge
Your tummy starts to grown
It always happens in the lift
When you’re not alone
You know it wont be held
You just hope there is time
To get off the lift
Before you commit the crime
And just when you think
You cant hold it anymore
The lift comes to a stop
Though its not your floor
But you decide to get off
As you cant hold it anymore
And release a quiet fart
As you step through the door
You sigh with relief
You made it just in time
And then the doors closes
On the scene of the crime
And even though
You’re on the wrong floor
You know your smelly fart
Is the otherside of the door
CALL FOR SETH
If you need a job doing
Then you need Seth
He is cold, deadly
And as ruthless as MacBeth
He strikes with a deadly puff
A foul satisfying breath
He is the flatulator
The noxious dealer of death
NOT WHAT IT SEEMS
Just because when you fart
It sounds like an angels breath
It doesn’t mean for a moment
That it will not smell like death
A FORCE OF NATURE
It may be like fabric tearing
Or maybe gunfire shooting
It maybe like a trumpet sounding
Or some other musical tooting
It may be like a despairing sigh
Or like a balloon deflating
It maybe like a duck quacking
Or some small mamals mating
But whether loud or soft
Short or long, musical or flat
There’s one thing for sure
You can’t keep it in so that’s that
AN AIR OF DISAPPROVAL
I am not embarrassed
When the trumpet sounds
Like when Joshua brought
Jericos walls falling down
But my wife feel differently
And her face does frown
When I happen to loudly fart
As we are walking in town
Blow, blow thou inner wind -
Thou art so unkind
As man's flatulence
Thy toot is not so keen,
Because thou art not seen,
Although thy breath be rude
UNCONTAINABLE
The fetor of the sewerage farm
With its strong offensive smell
Could not be easily confined
Behind the high palings of its cell
A TRIBUTE TO LE PÉTOMANE
I got the tell tale sign
As I was stood in crowd
And I knew its containment
Would not be aloud
So what should I do?
Release a silent gaseous cloud
And slowly move away
Or just let rip long and loud
A fart of which
Le Pétomane would be proud
TRAPPED WIND
You feel the gripey twinge
Your tummy starts to grown
It always happens in the lift
When you’re not alone
You know it wont be held
You just hope there is time
To get off the lift
Before you commit the crime
And just when you think
You cant hold it anymore
The lift comes to a stop
Though its not your floor
But you decide to get off
As you cant hold it anymore
And release a quiet fart
As you step through the door
You sigh with relief
You made it just in time
And then the doors closes
On the scene of the crime
And even though
You’re on the wrong floor
You know your smelly fart
Is the otherside of the door
CALL FOR SETH
If you need a job doing
Then you need Seth
He is cold, deadly
And as ruthless as MacBeth
He strikes with a deadly puff
A foul satisfying breath
He is the flatulator
The noxious dealer of death
NOT WHAT IT SEEMS
Just because when you fart
It sounds like an angels breath
It doesn’t mean for a moment
That it will not smell like death
A FORCE OF NATURE
It may be like fabric tearing
Or maybe gunfire shooting
It maybe like a trumpet sounding
Or some other musical tooting
It may be like a despairing sigh
Or like a balloon deflating
It maybe like a duck quacking
Or some small mamals mating
But whether loud or soft
Short or long, musical or flat
There’s one thing for sure
You can’t keep it in so that’s that
AN AIR OF DISAPPROVAL
I am not embarrassed
When the trumpet sounds
Like when Joshua brought
Jericos walls falling down
But my wife feel differently
And her face does frown
When I happen to loudly fart
As we are walking in town
Tuesday, 5 July 2011
LOVE COLLECTION # 2
THE GIFT
If I could, I would bring you such a gift
That would see your spirits lift
And up to heaven you would soar
So I could be with you once more
And I could tell you to let go
Let all the bitter tears flow
Like the late September rain
So that you can learn to love again
That is the gift that I would give
Because I want to see you live
WILL MY PLEA ABOVE
Will my plea above
To gladden and cheer
My ardent call for love
Fall on deafened ear
Is there not but one
Who will hear my plea
And fill me with joy
Please, please hear me
Don’t leave me all alone
Let me share my love
Please have mercy
Oh hear my plea above
Take heed of my plea
Just another soul to love
Gentle and replete
And as precious as a dove
WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE
When you love someone
And you know that they love you,
When they speak your name
It no longer sounds the same
IT ISN’T LOVE
It isn’t love, when you kiss all the time
Lust is what that is
The bits in between the kissing
Now that’s where the love is
I LOVE YOU IS SOMETHING
”I love you” is something
You should only say
If you mean it
But if you mean it
When you say it
Say it all the time
In case she forgets it
THE END
I knew this time would come
I knew there would be an end
So don’t try to justify yourself
And no we can’t still be friends
LITTLE MARY
Little Mary
Neat and petite
A little angel
Short and sweet
Little Mary
Hold my hand
As we walk
Along the Strand
Little Mary
Give me a kiss
On your sweet lips
My little miss
Little Mary
Here’s my heart
Its not much
But it’s a start
Little Mary
Take my hand
Then you can wear
My wedding band
SILKEN
Beneath my fingers, Her
Skin, quivering, simpering,
Was like living silk
IS IT THE RIGHT TIME?
I’m not sure I’m ready to say it
But I know I really feel it
So I will tell you that I love you
And hope that you love me too
If I could, I would bring you such a gift
That would see your spirits lift
And up to heaven you would soar
So I could be with you once more
And I could tell you to let go
Let all the bitter tears flow
Like the late September rain
So that you can learn to love again
That is the gift that I would give
Because I want to see you live
WILL MY PLEA ABOVE
Will my plea above
To gladden and cheer
My ardent call for love
Fall on deafened ear
Is there not but one
Who will hear my plea
And fill me with joy
Please, please hear me
Don’t leave me all alone
Let me share my love
Please have mercy
Oh hear my plea above
Take heed of my plea
Just another soul to love
Gentle and replete
And as precious as a dove
WHEN YOU LOVE SOMEONE
When you love someone
And you know that they love you,
When they speak your name
It no longer sounds the same
IT ISN’T LOVE
It isn’t love, when you kiss all the time
Lust is what that is
The bits in between the kissing
Now that’s where the love is
I LOVE YOU IS SOMETHING
”I love you” is something
You should only say
If you mean it
But if you mean it
When you say it
Say it all the time
In case she forgets it
THE END
I knew this time would come
I knew there would be an end
So don’t try to justify yourself
And no we can’t still be friends
LITTLE MARY
Little Mary
Neat and petite
A little angel
Short and sweet
Little Mary
Hold my hand
As we walk
Along the Strand
Little Mary
Give me a kiss
On your sweet lips
My little miss
Little Mary
Here’s my heart
Its not much
But it’s a start
Little Mary
Take my hand
Then you can wear
My wedding band
SILKEN
Beneath my fingers, Her
Skin, quivering, simpering,
Was like living silk
IS IT THE RIGHT TIME?
I’m not sure I’m ready to say it
But I know I really feel it
So I will tell you that I love you
And hope that you love me too
LOVE COLLECTION # 1
BUT DON’T TELL ME
I know you want to end it
But don’t tell me at the hotel
Don’t tell me at the café
I know I won’t take it well
Don’t tell me at the restaurant
Don’t tell me by the pool
Don’t tell me on the beach
Don’t make me look a fool
You can tell me in the ocean
And realise all my fears
Tell me as we swim in the sea
Then you won’t see my tears
ONLY SKIN DEEP
You are truly beautiful
But beauty is only skin deep
Isn’t that what they say?
Only skin deep?
But looking through my eyes
Who ever said those words
Would think that they
Now sound quite absurd
For to say of you
That beauty is just skin deep
Must stir the angels hearts
And make them weep
You are truly beautiful
To the core of your being
It’s not just your skin
That I am seeing
Your beauty emanates
From your soul,
Gracing every atom,
That makes the beautiful whole
From the marrow of your bones
It outwardly flows
So on your lustrous skin
Your beauty glows
I REMEMBER LINDA
I remember way back when,
And my first schoolboys crush
When just to look at Linda
Was like being hit with a sugar rush
I remember when she said
“I really like your shirt by the way”
Well I was so in love with her
That I wore that shirt every day
THAT’S LOVE THAT IS
My big sister really loves me
I know this because, you see
All her old clothes she gives to me
But that’s not all, I’ve just begun
Because when she is all done
She has to go and buy new ones
That’s love that is
WHEN WILL I REACH THE MAIN EVENT?
When will I reach the main event?
I’m tired of dainty canapés
I’ve had too many hors d'oeuvres
They are getting on my nerves
When will I reach the Entrée?
When will I meet the one I seek?
My life long dining companion
TOO OBVIOUS FOR ME
Every morning, I watched you
As you got on the bus with graceful ease
You skirt just the wrong side of modest
Your blouse low cut to tease
I never knew your name
You were just the flirt in a skirt
My friend was obsessed by you
But although I could look at you with lust
You were not for me, not quite my cup of tea
I liked the quiet girl, two seats in front
Who got on and off the bus unnoticed
Except of course for me, I saw her
And I knew her name, and I married her
FOURSOME
I’m in love with A
Alas she likes B
B fancies C
But C wants me
LONELY GIRL BY THE WINDOW
Lonely girl by the window
Looking out on the world
As ever alone in her room
By the window sits the girl
She watches from the window
As the world passes her by
As always alone in her room
She sits by the window and cries
Lonely girl by the window
Sits at the window and dreams
And hopes that life for her
Isn’t as despairing as it seems
She watches from the window
Wishing in her lonely solitude
With all the hope in her heart
That one day she will be rescued
SWEET LOVE SONG
Each word leaving
Your sweet lips
Is like a velvet caress
Your words are like poetry
Each syllable, honey coated
Every sentence
Dripping with nuance
The formed verses
Of loves refrain
All at once
Lightening my heart
And touching my soul
IN THE CLOUDLESS NIGHT SKY
In the cloudless night sky
Each star clear
In the heavens
Sparkling like sequins
On a ball gown
Are you there?
In heavens firmament
Are you the bright star?
The one more beautiful
Than its neighbour
A thing of beauty
As you once were
At my side
METICULOUSLY REHEARSED
I was prepared
I had it all planned out
Every word
Every gesture
Meticulously rehearsed
Till word perfect
I was prepared
For excitement
Unconfined joy
Tears of happiness
Words of love
And utter delight
I wasn’t prepared
For your reaction
Your unkind words
Your gestures
Tears of laughter
And utter rejection
WHEN DID IT HAPPEN?
When did it happen?
How did I not notice?
What distracted me?
Or have I been blind
Where did she go?
The awkward girl of yesterday
Where is that ungainly creature?
When did you become a woman?
Have I been blind all this time?
When did you bloom into woman hood?
When I looked away
You were an ugly duckling
When I looked back
A bird of paradise
When did you become so beautiful?
I know you want to end it
But don’t tell me at the hotel
Don’t tell me at the café
I know I won’t take it well
Don’t tell me at the restaurant
Don’t tell me by the pool
Don’t tell me on the beach
Don’t make me look a fool
You can tell me in the ocean
And realise all my fears
Tell me as we swim in the sea
Then you won’t see my tears
ONLY SKIN DEEP
You are truly beautiful
But beauty is only skin deep
Isn’t that what they say?
Only skin deep?
But looking through my eyes
Who ever said those words
Would think that they
Now sound quite absurd
For to say of you
That beauty is just skin deep
Must stir the angels hearts
And make them weep
You are truly beautiful
To the core of your being
It’s not just your skin
That I am seeing
Your beauty emanates
From your soul,
Gracing every atom,
That makes the beautiful whole
From the marrow of your bones
It outwardly flows
So on your lustrous skin
Your beauty glows
I REMEMBER LINDA
I remember way back when,
And my first schoolboys crush
When just to look at Linda
Was like being hit with a sugar rush
I remember when she said
“I really like your shirt by the way”
Well I was so in love with her
That I wore that shirt every day
THAT’S LOVE THAT IS
My big sister really loves me
I know this because, you see
All her old clothes she gives to me
But that’s not all, I’ve just begun
Because when she is all done
She has to go and buy new ones
That’s love that is
WHEN WILL I REACH THE MAIN EVENT?
When will I reach the main event?
I’m tired of dainty canapés
I’ve had too many hors d'oeuvres
They are getting on my nerves
When will I reach the Entrée?
When will I meet the one I seek?
My life long dining companion
TOO OBVIOUS FOR ME
Every morning, I watched you
As you got on the bus with graceful ease
You skirt just the wrong side of modest
Your blouse low cut to tease
I never knew your name
You were just the flirt in a skirt
My friend was obsessed by you
But although I could look at you with lust
You were not for me, not quite my cup of tea
I liked the quiet girl, two seats in front
Who got on and off the bus unnoticed
Except of course for me, I saw her
And I knew her name, and I married her
FOURSOME
I’m in love with A
Alas she likes B
B fancies C
But C wants me
LONELY GIRL BY THE WINDOW
Lonely girl by the window
Looking out on the world
As ever alone in her room
By the window sits the girl
She watches from the window
As the world passes her by
As always alone in her room
She sits by the window and cries
Lonely girl by the window
Sits at the window and dreams
And hopes that life for her
Isn’t as despairing as it seems
She watches from the window
Wishing in her lonely solitude
With all the hope in her heart
That one day she will be rescued
SWEET LOVE SONG
Each word leaving
Your sweet lips
Is like a velvet caress
Your words are like poetry
Each syllable, honey coated
Every sentence
Dripping with nuance
The formed verses
Of loves refrain
All at once
Lightening my heart
And touching my soul
IN THE CLOUDLESS NIGHT SKY
In the cloudless night sky
Each star clear
In the heavens
Sparkling like sequins
On a ball gown
Are you there?
In heavens firmament
Are you the bright star?
The one more beautiful
Than its neighbour
A thing of beauty
As you once were
At my side
METICULOUSLY REHEARSED
I was prepared
I had it all planned out
Every word
Every gesture
Meticulously rehearsed
Till word perfect
I was prepared
For excitement
Unconfined joy
Tears of happiness
Words of love
And utter delight
I wasn’t prepared
For your reaction
Your unkind words
Your gestures
Tears of laughter
And utter rejection
WHEN DID IT HAPPEN?
When did it happen?
How did I not notice?
What distracted me?
Or have I been blind
Where did she go?
The awkward girl of yesterday
Where is that ungainly creature?
When did you become a woman?
Have I been blind all this time?
When did you bloom into woman hood?
When I looked away
You were an ugly duckling
When I looked back
A bird of paradise
When did you become so beautiful?
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