My New Year's resolution this year
Is hopefully an
antidote to future resolutions
And to rid myself of
the annual angst
I have come up with a
simple solution
Which is to stop
hanging out with people
Who ask me for my New
Year's resolutions
Tuesday, 8 August 2023
MY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION THIS YEAR
NEW YEAR’S EVE IS ONE OF THE FEW
New Year’s Eve is one of the few
Acceptable times to
wear body glitter
When you have a
reasonable expectation
Of not being mistaken
for a stripper
MY ONLY NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION
My only New Year's resolution
Is to be more
optimistic next year
By keeping my cup
half-full
With either vodka, whiskey or beer
NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS ARE SOMETHING
New Year's resolutions are something
That go over the head
of my brother
He just doesn’t seem
to grasp their import
So they go in one year
and out the other
CHRISTMAS DAY IN THE WORKHOUSE # 5
It’s Christmas Day in the workhouse
Just another grey day
to endure
Jamie Oliver is
cooking the dinner
So, no Turkey
Twizzlers in store
NEW PUPILS
At the North Pole, For those
Not begun Schooling
yet,
Must firstly be
enrolled
And then taught the
Elphabet
NEVER EVER CATCH A SNOWFLAKE
Never ever catch a snowflake
In your mouth
Until you’re sure all
the birds
Have flown south
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