Over excited Tigger bounced around
Piglet, Eeyore, Kanga,
Roo, and Rabbit
In Hundred Acre Wood,
but Tigger
Was so bouncy because of his cocaine habit
Monday, 31 July 2023
OVER EXCITED TIGGER
THE CLASSIC STORY OF THE THREE BEARS
The classic story of the Three Bears
Is quite obviously a load of bollocks
Arguing about eating bowls of porridge
When they could have eaten Goldilocks
AS REMARKABLE HISTORICAL FIGURES GO
As remarkable historical figures go
Karl Marx is certainly
a notable one
But less famous is his
sister, Onya
THE BRIBING OF GUIDES ON EVEREST
The bribing of guides on Everest
Is something of a scandal
As it appears there has been
LIFE IS A ROLLERCOASTER
We had such a lousy day
At the theme park,
In fact, it was a disaster
So, we bought the photo
Of a different family
As they rode the rollercoaster
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 445
Mary wore a little skirt
With a split right up the back
And everywhere Mary went
She really took some flak
THE CROWBAR
It is a little-known fact, that before
They discovered the crowbar
It was necessary for the crows
To go to the woods to have a jar
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