GINGER HEADED MAIDEN FAIR

 

All I can do is stand and stare

At the Ginger headed maiden fair

The girl with the shinning orange hair

Oh beautiful maiden standing there

With tresses of reddish-brown hair

Please be the answer to my prayer

I DON’T LIKE REPETITION

 

I don’t like repetition

But I will never complain,

When you tell me you love me

Again and again.

DEPENDABLE

 

I think I overly rely on you

I try not to but I know I do

I know I depend on your support

Perhaps more than I ought

I don’t want to cause any upset

You’re more than a safety net

I know my view is slanted

And I’m sure I take you for granted

But the reason that I depend on you

Is because I’m in love with you

TO FIND THE PERFECT PARTNER

 

To find the perfect partner

There’s no one I must pursue

Across the world in search

Of every street and avenue

For if I were to take the highway

It would lead right back to you

EVERY SINGLE DAY

 

Every single day

“I love you” you should say

But it goes unsaid,

And too often we are glib instead

ARE YOU WEARING AN ALICE BAND?

 

Are you wearing an Alice band?

Oh how perfectly droll

For a freaky looking bloke

Do you go down the rabbit hole?

TIM VINE STARTS BY SHOUTING

 

Tim Vine starts by shouting

The chimney puns out

He’s got a stack of them

The first one is on the house