WHEN LOBSTERS ARE APART

 

When Lobsters are apart

So as not to feel alone

They regularly keep in touch

On the Shellular phone

FOGHORN’S MILD MANNERED COUSIN

 

Foghorn’s mild mannered cousin

Is a newspaper correspondent 

For the Chicken House Gazzette

And his cousins’ name is Kluck Kent

I WENT TO BUYA NEW TIME PIECE

 

I went to a posh jeweler to buy a new time piece,

And I told the geezer I wanted it really top notch

In response the man in the shop said “Analogue?”

And I replied “No, I just want to buy a watch"

KFC HAVE CROSSBRED

 

KFC have crossbred

A centipede with a chicken

So for the first time ever

There’ll be a leg for everyone

DODO

 

The difference between a Dodo

And a field of Cos and Lollo Roso

Is that one is a funny beast

And the other is a bunny feast

TWO SMITTEN YOUNG SPIDERS

 

Two smitten young spiders,

Called Ryan and Debs

Eloped to Gretna Green

And came home as newly-webs

ARE YOU WEARING ANYTHING TODAY?

 

Are you wearing anything today?

Well as I’m fond of your body type

If the answer is no, we can hang up

The phone and then we can Skype