SWITZERLAND

 

I’m not sure what the best thing is

About Switzerland, and I’m not fussed

I don’t know enough about the country

I do like the flag, so that’s a big plus

CHEETAH AND LION

 

I saw a Cheetah being

Chatted up by a Lion

I thought, “He’s trying

To pull a fast one"

I GOT A BARGAIN ON A LOAD OF STEAK # 2

 

I got a bargain on a load of steak

But the guy turned out to be a phoney

Five lorry loads of horse steak

But hey it only cost me a pony

THE MEAT MARKETS ARE BUSY # 2

 

The meat markets are busy

I’d say you can’t go wrong

Horse meat prices are down

But they won’t be furlong

ARE YOU WEARING YOUR BEST SUIT?

Are you wearing your best suit?

Well I am surprised at it to be true

Because you’re now at an age when

Your back goes out more than you do.

GETTING ON # 10

 

I think I must really be getting old

And I don’t mean just a little bit

Because my car has the ability

To move itself from where I parked it

IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT INTROSPECTION IS

If you don't know what introspection is

Then I’ll tell you straight

You will definitely need to take a long,

Hard look at yourself mate