THE YOUNG MEN CALLED HER JIGSAW

 

The young men called her jigsaw

For she was not universally adored

And the boys would only do her

When they were really bored

FRENCH COMEDY REALLY DOES EXIST

 

French comedy really does exist

But it must come, prerequisite, 

From the joke producing region

Otherwise it’s just Sparkling wit

CHRISTOPHER ROBIN

 

Christopher Robin

Was in hundred acre wood

And by Poohsticks Bridge

All his friends were stood

Lottie, Owl, and Piglet

Eeyore, Kanga and Roo

Rabbit and bouncy Tigger

And Winnie-the-Pooh

Poohsticks, poohsticks

Shouted Tigger and piglet

Poohsticks, poohsticks

Yes it really does said Rabbit

EVERY MINUTE SHE BURNED FOR HIM

 

Every minute she burned for him          

Ever since their night of passion

Though it was not out of desire

Cystitis, that was her affliction

SHE WANTED HIM TO TURN THE LIGHT OUT

 

She wanted him to turn the light out

While he made love to her

But he refused to do it because

He was the lighthouse keeper

ARE YOU WEARING A STRAIGHTJACKET?

 

Are you wearing a straightjacket?

With wrap around sleeves and metal bands

Are you some kind of homicidal maniac?

Or do you suffer from wondering hands

EVERY MORNING LIKE CLOCKWORK

 

Every morning like clockwork

I have a healthy bowel movement

At 6 o’clock without exception, but

I don’t wake until well after the event