The first sign is forgetting names
And that really makes
you frown
Then you forget to
pull your flies up
Finally, you forget to
pull it down
The first sign is forgetting names
And that really makes
you frown
Then you forget to
pull your flies up
Finally, you forget to
pull it down
You know you’re getting old
When answering your
phone cheerily
There is silence on
the other end
And you realize it was
on the TV
Are you wearing a single fake eyelash?
I’m almost certain there should be two
What happened to the
other one?
Did someone beat it to
death with a shoe?
“You spend your life avoiding conflict”
My new therapist has
just said
I suppose he has a point,
because visiting
War zones fills me
with dread
I really like twenty five
Letters of the
alphabet
I don’t care for the
other one
I don’t know y, I
forget
I was eavesdropping on the bus
But I couldn’t quite
get the gist
They mentioned Angry
Birds
But was it the game or
feminists
Sometimes marketing
Really confuses me
For example “a free
gift”