TERRIBLE HOARDING

 

I’m a terrible hoarder and if there’s one thing

I’ve learned about junk, and I’ve learned quite a bit

Junk is something you've kept for many years

And throw away three weeks before you need it

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 431

 

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

Followed by an average winter

Then he had an indifferent spring

Leading to the most glorious summer

ARE YOU WEARING BLUE?

 

Are you wearing blue?

So, tell me, what’s your story?

Roedean and Oxbridge, I see

So, you’ll be marrying a Tory

YOU’LL NEVER GUESS I BET

 

You’ll never guess I bet

What it is that you get

If you cross the Atlantic

With the RMS Titanic?

Do you give in? Can I say?

Ok then “About half way”

GIFTED AMATEURS

 

If someone says they’re an Amateur

There’s really no need to panic

Because Amateurs built the Ark

While Professionals built the Titanic

ON THE TITANIC

 

The most popular drink on the Titanic

Was not served with a lemon slice

Nor with an olive or a soda splash

It was simply served with lots of ice

A THOUSAND SOULS

 

A thousand souls

Plus, half a thousand more

Never again to feel

Land beneath their feet

Lost to the icy deep

For man’s conceit

And lay their still

In companionable rest

Beneath the icy sea

With the unsinkable lady

Of the White Star Line