So, if it is correct that
The plural of box is
boxes
Then why is the plural
of ox
Oxen and not Oxes
Friday, 27 January 2023
THE HOUSE MOUSE RULE
If in your home sweet home
You find a solitary
mouse
Then it is perfectly
acceptable
To call it a house
mouse
But if in your home sweet
home
You find that you have
mice
Then it is quite
unacceptable
To refer to them as
hice mice
IF THE MASCULINE PRONOUNS
If the masculine pronouns
Are he, his and him
Why then is it the
feminine
Are not she, shis and
shim
FOGHORN LEGHORN LE ROOSTER
Foghorn Leghorn Le Rooster
Crossed a busy Parisian
Rue
Because he had
something
Important to
cockadoodle dooo
CLERGYMEN CAN BE DEFROCKED # 1
If clergymen can be defrocked
And lawyers be disbarred
Then that must mean that
Thursday, 26 January 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 356
Cock a doodle do!
The master's lost his fiddlestick?
And I don’t even think
I want to know what
that is
ARE YOU WEARING A REUNION BADGE?
Are you wearing a reunion badge?
No wonder you look
depressed,
Steer clear of the class
reunion
It will just leave you
distressed
I know it was a bit of
fun looking
At the old school year
books
But going will just
make you feel
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