Cock a doodle do!
The maid has lost her shoe,
And that’s not the
only thing
She lost in the barn
Wednesday, 25 January 2023
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 355
DETECTIVE FOGHORN LEGHORN
Detective Foghorn Leghorn
Was called to a crime
scene today
To investigate the
death
Of a Turkey, he
suspects fowl play
ARE YOU WEARING A LOOK OF CONTEMPT?
Are you wearing a look of contempt?
After my ham-fisted
clumsy attempt
Clearly, I can indeed
see that you are
After failing to
unhook that bloody bra
PROBLEMS ARE ALL ABOUT PERSPECTIVE
Problems are all about perspective
One of those “cup half
full” affairs
So, Escalators don't break
down
They just magically
turn into stairs.
SOME OF US LEARN FROM
Some of us learn from
The mistakes of others
The rest of us are
destined
To be the others
I HATE PEOPLE WHO USE BIG WORDS
I hate people who use big words
I think it’s pretentious
And they only do it to
make
Themselves look
perspicacious
MANY MODERN HOMES NOW
Many modern homes now
Have a panic room in
it
But to my two
daughters
And my dear wife
Brigit
Any room is a panic room
When they’ve lost a
phone in it
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