72 Miles From The Sea

Tuesday, 24 January 2023

If I had a pound for each and every girl

That said that they found me unattractive,

It would increase my worth eventually

And then they would find me attractive

I always thought that alcohol

Made me funnier, smarter, oh

And a much better dancer

But then I saw myself on video

If I’m smiling, I'm thinking

Of doing something naughty

If you see me laughing, its

Because I've done it already

Bobby Shafto's gone to sea

Sailing away consumed with glee

To escape the Child Support Agency

Are you wearing breast tightening serum?

No of course there is no disgrace

But I do think I should point out

That you don’t put it on your face

The man lived with a wife

Who was overly sentimental

And after many years of marriage

It finally sent him mental

My young son Justin was knocked out

Of the latest school’s spelling bee bout

Armageddon was the word that did it

But hey it’s not the end of the world is it