Are you wearing beer goggles?
That’s a definite I reckon
Because I look like Iain Dowie
But you see David Beckham
Saturday, 14 January 2023
ARE YOU WEARING BEER GOGGLES?
ONE DAY IN A FAR MORE CARING WORLD
One day in a far more caring world
Every chicken that
ever lives
Will be able to cross
the road without
Being judged on their
motives
FOGHORN LEGHORN WENT TO TOWN
Foghorn Leghorn went to town
On the bus with the
other day trippers
But not to sight see,
he went to KFC
Because of the chicken
strippers
PICKUP # 15
When you’re on the pull
If you want to break
the ice
Say something funny
Or say something nice
Be complimentary
Or just lie in your
endeavour
Be devastatingly witty
Or say something
clever
During a night out
Just say to any girl
you meet
"Hi, I'm Mr. Right.
Someone
Said you were looking
for me”
ANIMAL RIGHTS PROTESTORS
Animal rights protestors
The animal lovers,
self-styled
Broke into a
specialist farm
Releasing the haggis
to the wild
I HAVE A CAR THAT CAN TRANSFORM
I have a car that can transform
It’s a real super car
Although to be fare
it’s only
Turned into a road so
far
FOGHORN LEGHORN CROSSED THE ROAD
Foghorn Leghorn crossed the road
And without a pause
for dossing
He immediately
returned again
Because he was double-crossing
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