72 Miles From The Sea

Sunday, 8 January 2023

Are you wearing a strapless bra?

With tits the size of yours

You’d have done better

Tucking then into your drawers

There might well be, as they say

“Plenty more fish in the sea”

But until I catch myself a soul

I'm left holding my pole

A major new Biopic is planned

So British film fans stand by

It is about Greggs the Bakers

It will be called “The Life of Pie”

To many the time arrives

To take stock of their lives

But it’s nothing I condone

So, leave your livestock alone

The brick road is yellow

In Oz because, because

Of the insanitary habits

Of the Wizzer of Oz

I’m not dairy or gluten intolerant

Nor do I follow the sugar free fad

I don’t need to entertain them,

I’m tolerant of all foods and I’m glad

No matter your persuasion

Sex is not the answer

Sex is actually the question

And “Yes” is the answer