It’s just as well that Jesus
Wasn’t born
today to be fair
As there
aren’t 3 wise men
And a virgin
anywhere
Wednesday, 28 December 2022
IT’S JUST AS WELL THAT JESUS
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLIND REINDEER?
What do you call a blind reindeer?
During the
governments austere stance
“Fit for
work and no longer eligible
For any disability
allowance”
WHEN CHRISTMAS DAY WAS OVER # 1
When Christmas Day was over
Mrs. Claus
needed a release
It was a
very stressful time
Spreading
good will and peace
So as soon
as Santa was rested
She always
liked to have a bit
And more often
than not
They’d go and
do it in the sleigh
THE PIPES OF CHRISTMAS PAST
The pipes of Christmas past
Carry with
every merry blast
Seasonal joy
when they play
Their tunes
of Christmas day
I SIT WITH A MIRROR STRAIGHT AHEAD OF ME
I sit with a mirror straight ahead of me
And another
one placed behind me
So, my
image is repeated in perpetuity
That way I
don’t feel so lonely
Tuesday, 27 December 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 326
Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a
tuffet
Eating her
curds and whey
Along came
a geezer
Who stood
right behind her
And gave
her a goose whey hey
A RED RIBBON TIED IN YOUR HAIR
A red ribbon tied in your hair
You’re a
lovely Christmas miss
Come under the
mistletoe
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