Father Christmas, Father Christmas,
Got an itch, Got an itch;
Coming down the chimney,
Coming down the chimney;
On his snitch, On his snitch.Wednesday, 7 December 2022
ARE YOU WEARING A PARTY HAT?
Are you wearing a party hat?
As it’s a
Thanksgiving hat
And the
family is all together
I will give
thanks for that
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS # 13
Twas the night before Christmas
And all thru the dwelling
the fragrances of Christmas
Was all we
were smelling
RUDOLPH THE RAMPANT
Rudolph has been grounded
And
severely reprimanded
The cause
is his nocturnal activity
During the
season of the nativity
Donner has
been knocked up
And Vixen is
a favourite tup
There are
many more names
Who’ve
played his reindeer games
He is
insatiable, even the boys
Have fallen
victim of his joys
Now Santa
has had enough
Since he
mounted Billy Goat Gruff
CHRISTMAS JOY
I have a new love in my life
That all
Christmas I’ll be pleas’n
I will
bring Joy to her world
When I go
south for the season
THE SANTA BLUES
Santa Claus works really hard
Dawn till
dusk all the year long
And he is
happy with his team
They are
always singing a song
But in
December he’s in the spotlight
And he
can’t put a foot wrong
He must be
on his best behaviour
When
Christmas Eve comes along
He doesn’t
really like the limelight
It’s the
back room where he belongs
And during
his great journey
When he
suffers the reindeer’s pong
It’s for
his happy team of helpers
And the cozy
workshop he will long
He is much
happier in the workshop
Working and
singing a Christmas song
CHRISTMAS PERFECTION
I found the perfect Christmas gift
And that’s
what I’m unwrapping
She’s five
foot two, eyes of blue
Slender,
tender, figuratively cracking
So, it’s a
happy Christmas to me
For a very
obvious reason
I’ve found myself
the perfect gift
That I will
enjoy all of the season
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