IT ISN’T SUPPED WITH ENDLESS BEERS

 

The magic of Christmas

Isn’t supped with endless beers

Nor is it to be expressed

Within vociferous cheers

The magic of Christmas

As through all the years

Is to be found in the company

Of your nears and dears

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 287

 

There was a crow sat on a stone

And there he sat and ate his scone

When it was gone, when there was none

He sat and ate his Chelsea bun

ARE YOU WEARING IT FOR A REASON? # 1

 

Are you wearing it for a reason?

That outfit for the Christmas season

Yes, it does come around very soon

But you do realise that it’s only June

THERE WAS A MEXICAN SHEPHERD

 

There was a Mexican shepherd

Who once worked for my dad

And every Christmas time

He wished us Fleece Navidad

WHEN I LAND A REAL PRIZE WINNING FISH

When I land a real prize-winning fish

It’s like meeting a bird that’s really fit

I am filled with the same indecision

I don’t know whether to eat it or mount it

RED CHEEKS

 

Cheeks wear a rosy glow

As they play out in the snow

Making the snowman grow

Until the wind begins to blow

And they look at me and know

It’s time for a mug of cocoa

OVER CHRISTMAS THE AMBULANCE SERVICE

 

Over Christmas the ambulance service

Were “super busy”, meaning it was hectic

I’ve never heard that unit of measurement

So, I’m not sure if it’s imperial or metric