WE WENT TO A FANCY DRESS PARTY # 2

 

We went to a fancy dress party

With a Hogwarts theme

There was me and my girlfriend

And her twin sister Irene

 

However, after a drink or two

Alcohol caused a bit of a hitch

As with twin witches I couldn’t

Tell which witch was which

MY KIDS LOVE HALLOWEEN

 

My kids love Halloween

And not just trick or treat

We play lots of games

Especially Hide and Shriek

THE MODERN DAY WITCH

 

The modern day witch

Performs her manoeuvre

Flying across the sky

On a household hoover

ARE YOU WEARING A DRACULA OUTFIT?

 

Are you wearing a Dracula outfit?

Well, I promise not to put up a fight

And at the end of the Halloween party

I will let you have more than bite

DOUBLE, DOUBLE, TOIL AND TROUBLE

 

Double, double, toil and trouble

Fire burn and cauldron bubble

Shake it shake it at the double

Don’t drink much or you’re in trouble

THEY MAY LOOK CUTE AND SWEET

 

They may look cute and sweet

They may look smart and dandy

But they’re vicious little monsters

Who’ll rob you of all your candy

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 275

 

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

All the Kings horses and all the Kings men

Never saw Humpty Dumpty again