THEY MAY LOOK CUTE AND SWEET

 

They may look cute and sweet

They may look smart and dandy

But they’re vicious little monsters

Who’ll rob you of all your candy

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 275

 

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall

All the Kings horses and all the Kings men

Never saw Humpty Dumpty again

ARE YOU WEARING LEG WARMERS? # 3

 

Are you wearing leg warmers?

Not the most cutting edge look of yours

But what goes around comes around

Or has the elastic gone in you drawers

ARE YOU WEARING BLACK VELVET?

 

Are you wearing black velvet?

You look like the Black Queen

That’s so fitting for the season

I really do love Halloween

WHAT TO GIVE ON HALLOWEEN

 

What to give on Halloween?

Is a no brainer in the end     

Because everyone knows

Demons are a ghoul's best friend

IT’S NOT MY FAVOURITE HOLIDAY

 

It’s not my favourite holiday

And although opinions vary

I do really love Halloween

As I can eat, drink and be scary

IT WAS SO BIG AND ROUND

It was so big and round

Like a big orange bumpkin

It was a fat Jack-O-Lantern

Carved out of a plumpkin