Friday, 28 October 2022

ARE YOU WEARING LEG WARMERS? # 3

 

Are you wearing leg warmers?

Not the most cutting edge look of yours

But what goes around comes around

Or has the elastic gone in you drawers

ARE YOU WEARING BLACK VELVET?

 

Are you wearing black velvet?

You look like the Black Queen

That’s so fitting for the season

I really do love Halloween

WHAT TO GIVE ON HALLOWEEN

 

What to give on Halloween?

Is a no brainer in the end     

Because everyone knows

Demons are a ghoul's best friend

IT’S NOT MY FAVOURITE HOLIDAY

 

It’s not my favourite holiday

And although opinions vary

I do really love Halloween

As I can eat, drink and be scary

IT WAS SO BIG AND ROUND

It was so big and round

Like a big orange bumpkin

It was a fat Jack-O-Lantern

Carved out of a plumpkin 

WALKING ABROAD I SPIED

 

Walking abroad I spied

A withered limping Goblin

He didn’t scare me at all

As he was only a hoblin goblin

RED EYE

 

In all the photos of her

She was terribly Red Eyed

I thought it was the camera

But no matter how I tried

I couldn’t get a good shot

But it wasn’t a lack of skill

Or any technical fault

It turned out she was evil