TWO WITCHES LIVED TOGETHER

 

Two witches lived together

When they were in the states

But there was nothing going on

They were just Broommates

ARE YOU WEARING A HALLOWEEN OUTFIT?

Are you wearing a Halloween outfit?

Well, you really do look good in it

And it doesn’t look risqué, not a bit

It’s a really cracking little outfit

Though all the emphasis is on the fit

DIVIDE THE CIRCUMFERENCE

 

Divide the circumference

Of a Pumpkin by

Its diameter, and you

Will get Pumpkin Pi

SHE MAY BE A WITCH

 

She may be a witch

And she may do spells

Which sounds like poetry

As far as anyone tells

So just beware of

Unnatural smells

Or you’ll fall victim

To one of her spells

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 274

 

Humpty Dumpty fell off a wall

No one actually saw it at all

And he can’t say what the truth is

Because he’s totally gone to pieces

ARE YOU WEARING LEG WARMERS? # 2

Are you wearing leg warmers?

It’s a fashion statement well made

But if memory serves me well

Not for this particular decade

ARE YOU WEARING A WITCH’S OUTFIT?

 

Are you wearing a witch’s outfit?

Does it come with all the kit?

The shoes and cloak and hat

Striped stockings and all that

Then ply me with your potion

And realize your every notion