Halloween horrors
Cross the thin veil
You must escape them
You’ll die if you fail
A Halloween horror
Threatens my faith
A demon of my own
making
The haunting of a
wraith
Horrors of hell
Those cast down
Rise on Halloween
To walk about town
Bloody demons
In bloody gown
Horrors of hell
Will cut you down
Are you wearing a ghost outfit?
I know it’s only a
white sheet or too
But if I let you scare
me once or twice
Then can I put the willies up you
If your blind date is described to you
As “Young at heart”
it’s just a trick
Read between the lines
and see they’re
Trying to fob you off
with some old geriatric
I lost my virginity to a Wiccan girl
Who was a scrawny
little witch
With the reputation
for being
A bit of a thorny
little bitch
She mellowed to me in
my bed
And I was left with a
horny itch
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a
great fall
Luckily, he didn’t end
up in bits
Because he was so off
his tits