Horrors of hell
Those cast down
Rise on Halloween
To walk about town
Bloody demons
In bloody gown
Horrors of hell
Will cut you down
Thursday, 27 October 2022
HORRORS OF HELL
ARE YOU WEARING A GHOST OUTFIT?
Are you wearing a ghost outfit?
I know it’s only a
white sheet or too
But if I let you scare
me once or twice
Then can I put the willies up you
IF YOUR BLIND DATE IS DESCRIBED TO YOU # 11
If your blind date is described to you
As “Young at heart”
it’s just a trick
Read between the lines
and see they’re
Trying to fob you off
with some old geriatric
I LOST MY VIRGINITY TO A WICCAN GIRL
I lost my virginity to a Wiccan girl
Who was a scrawny
little witch
With the reputation
for being
A bit of a thorny
little bitch
She mellowed to me in
my bed
And I was left with a
horny itch
Wednesday, 26 October 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 273
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a
great fall
Luckily, he didn’t end
up in bits
Because he was so off
his tits
ARE YOU WEARING LEG WARMERS? # 1
Are you wearing leg warmers?
It should be one of
those nostalgic sights
But if memory serves
and I’m not mistaken
They’re not supposed
to go under your tights
DEMONS WALK THE EARTH
Demons walk the earth
On All Hallows Eve
And will snatch away
Your soul at their
ease
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