IF YOUR BLIND DATE IS DESCRIBED TO YOU # 10

If your blind date is described to you

As “A Good Listener” don’t go all romantic

Because it will be worse than it sounds

And they’ll be Borderline Autistic

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 272

 

Mary had a little lamb

She also had a ram

But he was too light on his feet

So wasn’t worth a damn

ARE YOU WEARING WHISKERS?

 

Are you wearing whiskers?

Well, it’s not really workin’

And to tell you the truth

It’s really rather irkin’

It would be better all round

If you just wore a merkin

THE LITTLE BEWITCHER

 

She is a little bewitcher

The little servant of Wicca

Who has ensnared my heart

Which I opposed from the start

I was happy being single

But she has made my senses tingle

And she used her Wiccan ways

Against all resistance raised

It is not some fanciful notion

To blame an exotic potion

Or the casting of a spell

To bewitch me quite so well

Now she bends me too her will

And gently holds me still

Then this little Wiccan miss

Captures my soul with her kiss

ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN TIGHTS? # 1

 

Are you wearing Halloween tights?

Adorned with a scary motif

Well, if those long festive limbs

Decorated with a spooky motif

Were to entwine about me

Then my resistant would be brief

MY LITTLE WICKED WITCH AND I

 

My little wicked witch and I

Love to fly across the night sky

And travel to special places

Where no one knows our faces

Where door with bolt and lock

Ensures, Witch and Warlock

Can scratch their every itch

And a Warlock and a Witch

Can safely enjoy a little sin

Without familiars listening in

DREAM WITCH

 

There is a witch of whom I’m fond

Who could carry me off beyond

And we’d do magic with my wand

 

We would quaff her special brew

Fly on a broomstick made for two

And do things naughty witches do

 

But alas our special tandem flight

Full of wicked and delicious delight

Is but a dream I dream each night