IN THE BLACKNESS OF THE NIGHT

 

In the blackness of the night

Performing their satanic rite

Satan’s followers incite

To every Demons delight

ARE YOU WEARING HALLOWEEN HOSIERY?

 

Are you wearing Halloween hosiery?

Phwor are you going to let me see

Oh, how they cling to the shape of you

I would like to cling to them too

Oh yes, I like them very much

Perhaps I might have a touch

Oh, you are a proper tease

Would you let me if I said please?

IF YOUR BLIND DATE IS DESCRIBED TO YOU # 9

If your blind date is described to you

As “Wanting a Soulmate” then watch out

Because it will be worse than it sounds

They’ll be a stalker without a doubt

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 271

 There was an Old Woman lived under a hill

There was an old woman

Lived under a hill,

Now she has died

And there she lies still

ARE YOU WEARING A HORSES HEAD?

Are you wearing a horse’s head?

Are you supposed to be PUCK?

Oh, you’re running the marathon

Well, aren’t you the silly fool 

THOSE LITTLE DARLINGS

Those little darlings

With their angelic eyes

Look harmless enough

But beneath their disguise

 

They’re nothing but thugs

With pure evil intent

These spawn of Satan

Are not heaven sent

 

These foul blackguards

Going about their sport

They say “Trick or treat”

As they happily extort

 

They squirt fake blood

On my front door

They egg my new car

I can’t take any more

 

I sit counting the minutes

Am I the only one?

Who just can’t wait

Till Halloween is done 

LAMIA

Beautiful Lamia

Queen of Libya

Lover of Zeus

Rival of Hera

 

Beautiful Lamia

Became a mother

Loved by Zeus

Despised by Hera

 

Wife of Zeus

The jealous Hera

Murdered the children

Of Beautiful Lamia

 

Driven insane by grief

Beautiful Lamia

Became an ugly

Child devourer

 

Hera became

A vengeful bitch

Lamia became

A blood sucking witch