IF YOUR BLIND DATE IS DESCRIBED TO YOU # 6

 

If your blind date is described to you

As “a free spirit” you may fancy a frolic

But it will be far worse than it sounds

They’re either a drug addict or an alcoholic

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 268

 

There was a man lived in the moon,

And it was in July, and not in June

When the man who lived in the moon,

Found the Americans had come

ARE YOU WEARING GLITTER?

 

Are you wearing glitter?

On your down below

You’re all blinged up

Where only I should go

Your vajayjay been vajazzled

You’ve decked your minge

It looks like a disco ball

You might as well say blinge

TANGO’D

 

It is possible to have

Too much of a good thing

I feel I should say, though

I’m not sure where to begin

It involves the colour orange

i.e. too much fake tanning

So, unless it’s Halloween

Please don’t look like a pumpkin

ARE YOU WEARING A WITCH’S HAT?

 

Are you wearing a witch’s hat?

I don’t know what I think of that

I will just have to wait and see

If you decide to put a spell on me

I think it might be a thrill

If you were to bend me to your will

SHE COULD BEGUILE AND MESMERISE

She could beguile

And mesmerize

She could entrance

And hypnotize

She was a cunning

Thorny little bitch

She was also a stunning

Horny little Witch

ARE YOU WEARING A GHOULISH OUTFIT?

Are you wearing a ghoulish outfit?

It’s made from an old bed sheet isn’t it?

That could be useful when the fun begins

As it could cover a multitude of sins