DARLING LET ME JUST SAY THIS

 

Darling let me just say this

For your future information

If you expect me to follow

The flow of the conversation

 

Then you must at least try

Whenever possible, please say

Whatever you have to say

During the commercials, ok?

LISTEN I AM NOT A MIND READER

 

Listen I am not a mind reader

And I never will be to be fare

But if I ask you what is wrong

All I get in return is a cold glare

My lack of mind-reading skills

Does not prove that I don’t care

IF I ASK YOU WHAT IS WRONG

 

If I ask you what is wrong

And you reply “nothing’s wrong”

I will act as if nothing’s wrong

 

Even though I know you are lying

I will not continue prying

It’s just not worth the hassle trying

IF YOU ASK A QUESTION

 

If you ask a question, you

Don’t want an answer to,

Then to be perfectly clear

Expect an answer you don't want to hear

IF SOMETHING I SAID, CAN BE

 

If something I said, can be

Interpreted two ways, and one

Of the ways makes you sad or angry,

I meant the other one

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 238

 

There was an old woman

Tucked up in a basket

They use them now

Instead of a casket

ARE YOU WEARING A RUBBER?

 

Are you wearing a rubber?

That’s jumping the gun in my opinion

What do you mean you’re not wearing one?

Well, I’ll tell you, now bare back is not an option

Oh, you’re not wearing one at the moment

So, you have some kind of skin condition