One Monday morning two
guys
We’re talking in the
coffee room
One had that Monday
morning feeling
The other had no such
gloom
“What are you so happy
about?”
The misery asked his
friend
“Well as a matter of
fact I had
The most fantastic weekend”
“You know I live by
the railway?
Well on my way home
Friday night
I noticed a girl tied
to the tracks
At first it gave me a
bit of a fright”
“But I rescued the
damsel in distress
Just like a Hollywood
movie hero
And took her back to
my place
Where one thing led to
another you know”
“And we made love all
weekend
In every position you
can name
In every room, we did
the lot
Then we did it all
over again”
“That’s what I’m so
happy about?”
“Your lucky swine” his
friend said
“Was she pretty, was
she a looker”?
“I don’t know I never
found her head”