A DRIVEN WOMAN

 

I just got back from the airport

It was a journey of some import

I had to drive the mum in law

Normally a rather onerous chore

But I volunteered this time

And no, I had not lost my mind

She was going home hip hip

So, it was more of a pleasure trip

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 95

What are little girls made of?

"Sugar and spice and all things nice

That's what little girls are made of!"

 

What are big girls made of?

"Allure and entice and all kinds of vice

That's what big girls are made of!" 

ARE YOU WEARING PANTS?

 

Are you wearing pants?

And if you are, are they brief

Or thongs with high cut leg

That barely covers your underneath

ON THAT AND THIS

 

Many hours spent

A whole lifetime lent

Time spent remiss

On that and this

Times sands run

And can’t be undone

Too late to wish

Now stood at the abyss

Time never fails

To balance the scales

Regrets too late

Surrender to fate

Time to repent

Your lifetime lent

HOPE SITS

 

Hope sits

Upon its primordial throne

A constant, in a sea of change

An unquenchable thirst

An unsatisfied yearning

An unscratchable itch

When all else fails

Hope waits for us all

Since time immemorial

Till the end of time

PARAMOUR IN THE WINGS

 

Paramour in the wings

Mistress in waiting

The smitten kitten

With the concubine heart

LIFE INSURANCE

 

Life should be rewarding

Though not monetarily

Riches nonetheless

For premiums take many forms

But you can’t take out

What you don’t put in

So just invest yourself

And reap the dividends