TOTTERING TOTTIE

 

Oh, my little piece of

Tottering tottie

You really light my fire

You are such a hottie

I think you are easy

Like as nottie

MY PRETTY LITTLE MISSY

 

My pretty little missy

Let me fumble inside the silk

Of your well filled blouse

Or at least something of that ilk

PLEASE, PLEASE ME

You temp me and tease me

And then displease me

You go cold and freeze me

But then you seize me

Hug me and squeeze me

Not just to appease me

You want me to please, see

And I have expertise see

But you too can please me

And then you reprise me 

A HINT OF MINT

 

On your breath

There is the smell of peppermint

And on your cheek,

Is that a flush? at least a hint

And a look on your face

Of the guilty kind

You’ve been up to something

I can’t make up my mind

But your misdemeanor is,

Unless my instincts are failing

That you’ve either been

Swallowing or inhaling

ROUGH SILK

 

Your touch is sexily silken

Your hands are like gloves of velvet

You’re the greatest lover

You’re the one I’ll never forget

 

Blah blah blah, enough of the poetry

Just put your hand up my pelmet

We’ve been at it ten minutes

And you haven’t got my pants off yet

PURE BLISS

 

Skin as pure

As fresh drawn milk

And to the touch

Velvet, satin and silk

No blemish

But for natures kiss

A beauty

Made for sensual bliss

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 84

 

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly

I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!

Well she will if we don’t get rid of this useless bloody government