NO! YOU DON'T IRON FOUR LEAF CLOVERS

 

No! You don't iron four leaf clovers

That something you must never do

Because let’s be honest you don’t

Want to go pressing your luck do you

I GOT VERY DRUNK ON ST PATRICKS DAY

I got very drunk on St Patricks Day

So, I took a bus home to save any fuss

This may not be a big deal to most

But I had never before driven a bus 

AT THE ST PATRICK’S DAY PARTY

 

At the St Patrick’s Day party

A guy was playing the Ukulele

But he didn’t know when to stop

Until he was hit with a Shillelagh

ARE YOU WEARING SHAMROCK?

Are you wearing shamrock?

And Patrick is patron saint, but why?

Did he drive the snakes out of Ireland?

Or did he just have a great PR guy? 

ARE YOU WEARING A SHAMROCK?

Are you wearing a shamrock?

Ireland’s national emblem

The young clover symbol

Displayed out of patriotism 

ARE YOU WEARING GREEN?

 

Are you wearing green?

My pretty young Coleen

And that’s everything so?

Well, that’s nice to know

And is an image to bewitch

If you do mean every stitch

A LITTLE BIT OF IRISH

 

She is my southern Irish bundle of fun

If you want a good time girl she’s the one

She drinks like a fish and dances till dawn

She’ll run around naked on your front lawn

She likes to gamble but doesn’t do drugs

And likes to drink Guinness from mugs

She is the one who paints the town red

There’s never a dull moment it has to be said

Then later you can have a quiet Canoodle

Until you unleash her inner sex poodle

Then she’s a sex crazed Barbie doll

Who doesn’t know when to stop at all

For outside she’s sweet as apple strudel

While inside she’s a spanky sex poodle